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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    A woman is standing naked in front of her mirror. She says to her husband, "I look horrible; I feel fat and ugly. Come on, pay me a compliment"

    He replies, "Well, your eyesight is perfect."
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

    Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta

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    What do you call it when batman skips out on church?

    Christian bail.
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    No need for many smiley-only posts now that we have the like button
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    I press the like button too

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    I was feeling very frustrated and wound up last night, so I asked the missus if she wouldn't mind giving me a little oral relief.

    "You want me to suck you off then, huh?", she asked.

    "No", I said "Just shut the **** up for five minutes."
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    keep up the good work Brumby....you are on a roll

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    The world innuendo championships start next week.

    I'm thinking of entering my sister.

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    cheese-grater.jpg

    I didn't really want to spend 100 on this, but both Hitler and Saddam Hussein previously owned it.

    It was the grater of two evils.
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    My girlfriend is on her period for the next 3 days.

    I'll have to pull some strings in order to get sex..
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    Jose Mourinho has said he'll walk if Chelsea don't win anything this season.

    Stephen Hawking says he'll walk if Arsenal do.
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    An electron is rushing down the motorway when a cop pulls him over and says "sorry sir, but did you know you were travelling at 85mph?"

    "Great, now I'm lost" replies the electron
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    Root always sets up the innings well. It's nice having BJ down the order to finish the innings off.
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    albert stahp copying jokes from ifls pls
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    in the future where we're all social justice-y Cribb can ride down the street to pick up some raw milk from Coles on a motorised esky while smoking meth, firing an RPG into the air, and carrying the case of British-import Stella he's polygamously (and privately) married alongside a genderfluid Zambian businessperson and a coke-snorting 18-year-old cyborg girl.
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    What's the difference between jam and marmalade?




















































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