And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW
Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
No need for many smiley-only posts now that we have the like button
+ time's fickle card game ~ with you and i +
I press the like button too
I was feeling very frustrated and wound up last night, so I asked the missus if she wouldn't mind giving me a little oral relief.
"You want me to suck you off then, huh?", she asked.
"No", I said "Just shut the **** up for five minutes."
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't believe a word of Pietersen's book, but then I don't believe a word anyone else has said either."
- Simon Barnes renders further comment on KP's autobiography superfluous in a sentence
keep up the good work Brumby....you are on a roll
The world innuendo championships start next week.
I'm thinking of entering my sister.
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
My girlfriend is on her period for the next 3 days.
I'll have to pull some strings in order to get sex..
Jose Mourinho has said he'll walk if Chelsea don't win anything this season.
Stephen Hawking says he'll walk if Arsenal do.
An electron is rushing down the motorway when a cop pulls him over and says "sorry sir, but did you know you were travelling at 85mph?"
"Great, now I'm lost" replies the electron
Exit pursuing a beer
What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
-You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriend's arse.
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