Always wonder how bad swimmers are successfully conceived.
Always wonder how bad swimmers are successfully conceived.
The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.
Auditioned for The Matrix. I got a call back and it transpired that I'd either be playing the hero or the hated villain. Luckily, got cast as the hero...feel I dodged a bullet there.
I saw a study that said one out of every 10 people are gay.
I've had *** with 10 people.
That really weirds me out, because statistically, that means at least one of those dudes was probably gay.
Rumour is that Kate's having a Caesarian. They want the baby to come out through the sunroof as a tribute to its grandmother.
Spouses grow to look like each other. So, to be good looking and get girls, I must first marry a model...hmmm...
I spent an hour at my wife's grave this morning.
She still thinks I'm digging a fish pond.
Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"Like queuing at the post office, or a cardboard cup of weak milky tea there is a quality of slightly clichéd but still beautifully reassuring Englishness about watching Cook bat"
- Barney Ronay
And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW
Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
I saw my mate in the pub today looking really pissed off so I asked him what was wrong.
"I got fired today", he said, "for downloading something on to the work computer and causing everything to crash."
"That sounds a bit harsh", I replied.
"They don't **** around at Air Traffic Control", he said.
A woman is standing naked in front of her mirror. She says to her husband, "I look horrible; I feel fat and ugly. Come on, pay me a compliment"
He replies, "Well, your eyesight is perfect."
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