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    I just love all kinds of balls.

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    BTW, the wanking in a hospital joke seems to be a keeper for my stand-up set. Did it last week and it worked a treat.

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    You had a **** in a hospital last week?
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    I went to view a house yesterday with period features.

    But the missus hates it when I call her that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    You had a **** in a hospital last week?
    Haha, no. The joke, its a few pages back.

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    There's a guy in Hungary who knocks on people's doors and tries to convert then to the philosophy of Zen.

    He's a Buddha pest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    I can think of a list of Sydney Grade posters who would contribute a better average post than Bahnz.
    Maow like no one can hear you maowing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    There's a guy in Hungary who knocks on people's doors and tries to convert then to the philosophy of Zen.

    He's a Buddha pest.
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    The Quickie


    A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "

    What would you like, sir?"

    He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

    The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

    After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"

    Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "a quickie, please."

    This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

    A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

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    I hate it that when a girl sleeps with loads of guys she's called a slut but when a guy does the same he's called "gay".
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    My mum walked in on me wanking the other day.

    I was completely gobsmacked.

    I didn't know she even had a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    My mum walked in on me wanking the other day.

    I was completely gobsmacked.

    I didn't know she even had a penis.
    !!
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    Sanga has done well but Murali has done better. In my opinion, Murali is simply the best off spinner in history of cricket and I can't make that kind of statement for Sanga.
    Sanga isn't the best off spinner in the history of cricket? News to me.

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    hahah

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    Hi all, like this page if you like my stand-up...I'd appreciate it greatly.

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    I took a crap in a lift yesterday.

    That's wrong on so many levels.
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