BTW, the wanking in a hospital joke seems to be a keeper for my stand-up set. Did it last week and it worked a treat.
You had a **** in a hospital last week?
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn
#408. Sixty three not out forever.
I went to view a house yesterday with period features.
But the missus hates it when I call her that.
Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
There's a guy in Hungary who knocks on people's doors and tries to convert then to the philosophy of Zen.
He's a Buddha pest.
And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW
Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "
What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "a quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."
I hate it that when a girl sleeps with loads of guys she's called a slut but when a guy does the same he's called "gay".
My mum walked in on me wanking the other day.
I was completely gobsmacked.
I didn't know she even had a penis.
I took a crap in a lift yesterday.
That's wrong on so many levels.
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