Mary : Why does the computer work more efficiently than humans?
Jane : Because it doesn't have to pick up the phone again and again!
Self Proclaimed World's Greatest 12th Man.
I like wasting homo sapiens' time - like the way I wasted yours just now.
Originally Posted by 5N1p3R j0C|<Originally Posted by DD
Why did Fallout Boy Panic! At The Disco on Thursday?
Because there was
Expect no one to get that but I find it hilarious.
A Free Lesson On Growing Up
Make The Best Of Their Worst
And Never Compromise On Anything That You Think Is Right
What Happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
He got pissed off
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
The definition changes so much its not funny.
There's the original meaning which is full of alright bands on Dischord and then there's the newer meaning which is Dischord for 15 year olds.
The dismembered remains of a woman were found today in a suitcase at Heathrow.
Who says men can't pack?
Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
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