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    Quote Originally Posted by Perm View Post
    Yeah, but andmark said he found it funny, presumably in a different way you and I do.
    He's probably heard it plenty of times too and, like me, still finds it amusing for some reason

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    Mary : Why does the computer work more efficiently than humans?

    Jane : Because it doesn't have to pick up the phone again and again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yaju View Post
    Mary : Why does the computer work more efficiently than humans?

    Jane : Because it doesn't have to pick up the phone again and again!
    On the MaryJane again yaju?

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    Why did Fallout Boy Panic! At The Disco on Thursday?


    Because there was
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    Expect no one to get that but I find it hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1-9-7-7 View Post
    Why did Fallout Boy Panic! At The Disco on Thursday?


    Because there was
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    Expect no one to get that but I find it hilarious.
    Not supposed to be funny LAME jokes corner....and LAME it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1-9-7-7 View Post
    Why did Fallout Boy Panic! At The Disco on Thursday?


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    Expect no one to get that but I find it hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NZTailender View Post
    Was it contained to A Perfect Circle?
    Nah APC aren't remotely emo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    On the MaryJane again yaju?
    Can't say much regarding the MaryJane connection, but here is one more.

    Mary was reading a book when Jane entered the room.

    Jane : "What are you reading?"

    Mary : "A book."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1-9-7-7 View Post
    Nah APC aren't remotely emo
    I'd argue AFI arnt that emo, then i remembered everything after very proud of ya.... really went to the wall then
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr View Post
    I'd argue AFI arnt that emo, then i remembered everything after very proud of ya.... really went to the wall then
    Well none of them are really true emo but thats kinda not really the point.
    All the bands sound similar in the joke.

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    They all count as emo under the current definition.
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    I guess.
    The definition changes so much its not funny.

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    There's the original meaning which is full of alright bands on Dischord and then there's the newer meaning which is Dischord for 15 year olds.

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