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    A girl asked her blonde friend to check to see if her indicators were working.

    The girl turns on her indicator, and the blonde goes "Yes. No. Yes.No.Yes.No."
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    Implying that blonde girls are indecisive? Vitstl.
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    Shut up monkey boi.

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    Don't go slinging poo that you don't want slung back, boi.


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    I don't need you to tell me the rules of slinging poo, tbph.

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    Miss Street fighter.

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    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

    One is a retired firefighter in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history.

    Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.
    Who wants to try out first?"

    The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
    chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

    The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

    The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
    He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

    The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired firefighter and asks, "Can you top that?"

    The tough old firefighter replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."

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    haha good one
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    Had a jar of peanut butter today. Peanut butter was nice, jar was ****ing disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doesitmatter View Post
    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

    One is a retired firefighter in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history.

    Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.
    Who wants to try out first?"

    The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
    chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

    The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

    The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
    He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

    The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired firefighter and asks, "Can you top that?"

    The tough old firefighter replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    Got a porn film the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some fat bloke holding his cock. Then I realised I hadn't switched the TV on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GIMH View Post
    Got a porn film the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some fat bloke holding his cock. Then I realised I hadn't switched the TV on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIMH View Post
    Got a porn film the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some fat bloke holding his cock. Then I realised I hadn't switched the TV on!

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    Best cowboy pick up line ever...

    A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman---
    He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
    The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
    'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it...'
    The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
    'What's so special about it?'
    The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
    The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
    Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
    The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
    The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.'



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