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    Cricketer Of The Year Manee's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Maybe in your accent, sunshine.

    They're ****ing homophones.
    I am honestly struggling to conceive how they could be pronounced differently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    I am honestly struggling to conceive how they could be pronounced differently.
    Same. The only thing i can think of is mourning as 'moo-er-ning' which is just weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MW1304 View Post
    Same. The only thing i can think of is mourning as 'moo-er-ning' which is just weird.
    And then that reminds me of this...

    I was saying Boo-urns. - YouTube

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    Haha.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Maybe in your accent, sunshine.

    They're ****ing homophones.
    Yeah exactly. Anyone who's pronounces them differently are just wrong itbt.
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    Al Gore released his first jazz album the other day.

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    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

    Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta

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    My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so i've booked 2 tickets for the grand national in April.

    I really fancied burgers for dinner but I just checked them in the freezer 'And they're off!'

    Apparently it's not just the meat burgers either, the vegetarian alternatives are said to contain traces of uniquorn.

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    I've started seeing this really fit blonde, but we're struggling to communicate as her English is terrible and she can only speak a few words in a really thick, impenetrable accent.

    On the plus side tho, Geordie girls are real goers.
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    I was on the bus the other day and just had to say something, so I tapped the woman sitting in front of me on the shoulder,

    "Excuse me, love, but you've got some jism on your coat."

    "It's not jism, it's probably yoghurt", she replied.

    "No, it's definitely jism", I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
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