Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
Al Gore released his first jazz album the other day.
It's called Algorithms.
"The Australian cricket captain is the Prime Minister Australia wishes it had. Steve Waugh is that man, Michael Clarke is not." - Jarrod Kimber
RIP Fardin Qayyumi and Craig Walsh - true icons of CricketWeb.
My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so i've booked 2 tickets for the grand national in April.
I really fancied burgers for dinner but I just checked them in the freezer 'And they're off!'
Apparently it's not just the meat burgers either, the vegetarian alternatives are said to contain traces of uniquorn.
So Tesco has been selling horse product in their food, what's next, my LIDL pony?
Originally Posted by zaremba
Accidental Founder of the Fawad Alam Appreciation Society!
Slowfinger - An active member of CricketWeb for 7 years and counting!
I've started seeing this really fit blonde, but we're struggling to communicate as her English is terrible and she can only speak a few words in a really thick, impenetrable accent.
On the plus side tho, Geordie girls are real goers.
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
I was on the bus the other day and just had to say something, so I tapped the woman sitting in front of me on the shoulder,
"Excuse me, love, but you've got some jism on your coat."
"It's not jism, it's probably yoghurt", she replied.
"No, it's definitely jism", I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt"
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