Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
Al Gore released his first jazz album the other day.
It's called Algorithms.
"The Australian cricket captain is the Prime Minister Australia wishes it had. Steve Waugh is that man, Michael Clarke is not." - Jarrod Kimber
RIP Fardin Qayyumi and Craig Walsh - true icons of CricketWeb.
And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW
Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so i've booked 2 tickets for the grand national in April.
I really fancied burgers for dinner but I just checked them in the freezer 'And they're off!'
Apparently it's not just the meat burgers either, the vegetarian alternatives are said to contain traces of uniquorn.
So Tesco has been selling horse product in their food, what's next, my LIDL pony?
Originally Posted by zaremba
Accidental Founder of the Fawad Alam Appreciation Society!
Slowfinger - An active member of CricketWeb for 5 years and counting!
I've started seeing this really fit blonde, but we're struggling to communicate as her English is terrible and she can only speak a few words in a really thick, impenetrable accent.
On the plus side tho, Geordie girls are real goers.
- As featured in The Independent.
"Predictably, the ending of his international career did not end the argument about Pietersen's merits, as an army of informed commentators and Piers Morgan weighed in to defend or attack him."
- The Guardian's Andrew Anthony
I was on the bus the other day and just had to say something, so I tapped the woman sitting in front of me on the shoulder,
"Excuse me, love, but you've got some jism on your coat."
"It's not jism, it's probably yoghurt", she replied.
"No, it's definitely jism", I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt"
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . For support rather than illumination. " - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
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