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    Quote Originally Posted by LongHopCassidy View Post
    Was Skyping my North Korean friend the other night and I asked him how everything was going.

    He said "Well, I can't complain."



    Also, Kim looking at things..
    kim jong-il looking at things

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    I got great enjoyment in going to the game and shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowd
    Proudly against the bring back Bennett movement since he is injury prone and won't last 5 days.

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    EVERYBODYYAAAA

    YYEEEAAAHHHH


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane View Post
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    There's no justice in the world...I've got myself into loads of debt this xmas buying the kids presents to make their day, even though i couldn't really afford it, and then of course the fat **** with the beard takes all the credit!!!...still, my fault i suppose for marrying her..
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    what do you call a bunch of lawyers on the bottom of the harbour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIMH View Post
    There's no justice in the world...I've got myself into loads of debt this xmas buying the kids presents to make their day, even though i couldn't really afford it, and then of course the fat **** with the beard takes all the credit!!!...still, my fault i suppose for marrying her..


    A gravestone...with my name on it?! Over my dead body!

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    @gravestone joke

    now that is corny

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    More intelligent one now...

    They say perception is everything, but try telling that to my deaf and blind friend.

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    Still quite rate this gravestone themed one I posted a year or so back:

    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    I was walking the dog through the cemetery earlier today and I saw a man squatting down behind a gravestone.

    "Morning.", I said.

    "No, just taking a crap", he replied.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Still quite rate this gravestone themed one I posted a year or so back:
    'Tis good. Was trying to come up with something around the morning/mourning pun (yes, I know, I'm very sad) but couldn't come up with anything near that. I think the best I did was.

    I'm a morning person, which is why I do so well at funerals...because they don't hold them at night do they? Would be far too spooky.

    Which is **** to average.
    Last edited by Manee; 21-12-2012 at 09:58 AM.

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    Nah, you're way too hard on yourself. Wryly amusing at worst and nice how you kinda double back on the pun too.

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    Took me a while to get Brumby's one, mainly because morning and mourning sound completely ****ing different.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GingerFurball View Post
    Took me a while to get Brumby's one, mainly because morning and mourning sound completely ****ing different.
    Maybe in your accent, sunshine.

    They're ****ing homophones.

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    yeah....wouldn't have guessed quite so easily had manee not chipped in



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