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Old 29-10-2012, 11:21 AM   #1576 (permalink)
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Was Skyping my North Korean friend the other night and I asked him how everything was going.

He said "Well, I can't complain."



Also, Kim looking at things..
kim jong-il looking at things
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Old 08-11-2012, 10:42 PM   #1577 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2012, 02:16 AM   #1578 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2012, 07:00 AM   #1579 (permalink)
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And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
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Old 20-12-2012, 02:12 PM   #1580 (permalink)
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There's no justice in the world...I've got myself into loads of debt this xmas buying the kids presents to make their day, even though i couldn't really afford it, and then of course the fat **** with the beard takes all the credit!!!...still, my fault i suppose for marrying her..
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Old 20-12-2012, 11:25 PM   #1581 (permalink)
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what do you call a bunch of lawyers on the bottom of the harbour?

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No doubt. uvelocity the better AFL poster, I think we'd all agree with that.
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Old 21-12-2012, 04:29 AM   #1582 (permalink)
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There's no justice in the world...I've got myself into loads of debt this xmas buying the kids presents to make their day, even though i couldn't really afford it, and then of course the fat **** with the beard takes all the credit!!!...still, my fault i suppose for marrying her..


A gravestone...with my name on it?! Over my dead body!
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Old 21-12-2012, 07:24 AM   #1583 (permalink)
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@gravestone joke

now that is corny
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Old 21-12-2012, 08:08 AM   #1584 (permalink)
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More intelligent one now...

They say perception is everything, but try telling that to my deaf and blind friend.
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Old 21-12-2012, 08:48 AM   #1585 (permalink)
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Still quite rate this gravestone themed one I posted a year or so back:

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I was walking the dog through the cemetery earlier today and I saw a man squatting down behind a gravestone.

"Morning.", I said.

"No, just taking a crap", he replied.
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Old 21-12-2012, 08:50 AM   #1586 (permalink)
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Still quite rate this gravestone themed one I posted a year or so back:
'Tis good. Was trying to come up with something around the morning/mourning pun (yes, I know, I'm very sad) but couldn't come up with anything near that. I think the best I did was.

I'm a morning person, which is why I do so well at funerals...because they don't hold them at night do they? Would be far too spooky.

Which is **** to average.
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Old 21-12-2012, 08:53 AM   #1587 (permalink)
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Nah, you're way too hard on yourself. Wryly amusing at worst and nice how you kinda double back on the pun too.
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Old 21-12-2012, 09:12 AM   #1588 (permalink)
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Took me a while to get Brumby's one, mainly because morning and mourning sound completely ****ing different.
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Old 21-12-2012, 09:31 AM   #1589 (permalink)
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Took me a while to get Brumby's one, mainly because morning and mourning sound completely ****ing different.
Maybe in your accent, sunshine.

They're ****ing homophones.
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Old 21-12-2012, 09:31 AM   #1590 (permalink)
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yeah....wouldn't have guessed quite so easily had manee not chipped in
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