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    ..I found it funny
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    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father I have a
    >problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say
    >one thing."
    >
    >"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
    >
    >They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
    >
    >"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
    >moment.
    >
    >"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I
    >have two male talking parrots which I have taught to pray and read the
    >Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we'll put them in
    >the cage with Paul and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray
    >and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in
    >no time."
    >Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
    >solution."
    > ;The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's
    >house.
    >As he ushered her in she saw that his two male parrots were
    >inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
    >over
    >and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes the female
    >parrots
    >cried out in unison:
    >"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
    >There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
    >over at the other male parrot and exclaimed;
    >
    >"Put the beads away, Paul, our prayers have been answered."


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    dude.....your jokes are pretty good...and not lame

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    Thanks brah..B-lame the thread title...

    A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
    The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.
    "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.
    The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the
    man again objects.
    "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the
    gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
    The Dentist then asks if the man has any objection
    to taking a pill.
    "No," the patient says, "I am fine with pills"
    The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
    The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked
    as a pain pill!"
    "It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to
    hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
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    This new "in private" browsing mode in Internet Explorer is rubbish. Everyone in the internet cafe can still see me wanking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spooony View Post
    This new "in private" browsing mode in Internet Explorer is rubbish. Everyone in the internet cafe can still see me wanking.
    I don't know what's more lame; the joke or the fact that people still use IE.

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    spoony got banned for that???? geez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by robelinda View Post
    spoony got banned for that???? geez.
    Of course. "New in private browsing"? Should be in prison ffs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by robelinda View Post
    spoony got banned for that???? geez.
    He left a lovely little trail of destruction all over the site.
    Exit pursuing a beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellAlbidarned View Post
    He left a lovely little trail of destruction all over the site.


    true



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