..I found it funny
..I found it funny
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father I have a
>problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say
>"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
>"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I
>have two male talking parrots which I have taught to pray and read the
>Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we'll put them in
>the cage with Paul and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray
>and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in
>Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
> ;The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's
>As he ushered her in she saw that his two male parrots were
>inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
>and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes the female
>cried out in unison:
>"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
>over at the other male parrot and exclaimed;
>"Put the beads away, Paul, our prayers have been answered."
dude.....your jokes are pretty good...and not lame
And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW
Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
Thanks brah..B-lame the thread title...
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the
man again objects.
"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the
gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The Dentist then asks if the man has any objection
to taking a pill.
"No," the patient says, "I am fine with pills"
The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked
as a pain pill!"
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to
hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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Was Skyping my North Korean friend the other night and I asked him how everything was going.
He said "Well, I can't complain."
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