..I found it funny
..I found it funny
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father I have a
>problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say
>"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
>"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I
>have two male talking parrots which I have taught to pray and read the
>Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we'll put them in
>the cage with Paul and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray
>and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in
>Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
> ;The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's
>As he ushered her in she saw that his two male parrots were
>inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
>and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes the female
>cried out in unison:
>"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked
>over at the other male parrot and exclaimed;
>"Put the beads away, Paul, our prayers have been answered."
dude.....your jokes are pretty good...and not lame
Thanks brah..B-lame the thread title...
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the
man again objects.
"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the
gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The Dentist then asks if the man has any objection
to taking a pill.
"No," the patient says, "I am fine with pills"
The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked
as a pain pill!"
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to
hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
Last edited by doesitmatter; 24-10-2012 at 11:00 AM.
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