The Lame Joke Corner - Page 102

smalishah84 · 21-09-2012, 02:17 PM

good ones both of them

doesitmatter · 24-09-2012, 07:30 AM

Smali and et al..People, it's not drive thru

U.S. Postal Service asks Floridians to stop crashing into post offices | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

Manee · 24-09-2012, 07:44 AM

Short joke by me here...

BBC New Comedy Award 2012: Cardiff heat - YouTube

Daemon · 24-09-2012, 07:49 AM

Woah that's pretty neat. I don't get the joke tho.

Manee · 24-09-2012, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daemon

Woah that's pretty neat. I don't get the joke tho.

Just a pun on the word 'soil' and the phrase 'you've soiled yourself' which is what you say to someone who has **** their pants. Not as funny if you explain it, tbh.

Adamc · 24-09-2012, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manee

Short joke by me here...

BBC New Comedy Award 2012: Cardiff heat - YouTube

Timestamp FFS.

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Manee · 24-09-2012, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adamc

Timestamp FFS.

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How do you do that? Other acts are worth seeing though, all excellent acts.

Adamc · 24-09-2012, 08:04 AM

Add #t=Xs or #t=XmYs to a ut00b link. Should be taught in schools.

benchmark00 · 24-09-2012, 08:06 AM

You just right click on the video and click 'copy url at current time' ****... no need to type ****.

Adamc · 24-09-2012, 08:09 AM

Seem to have awoken the forum's resident ut00b/ubuntu expert.

benchmark00 · 24-09-2012, 08:11 AM

The right mouse button is a feature of the 00bunt00 operating system.

Daemon · 24-09-2012, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manee

Just a pun on the word 'soil' and the phrase 'you've soiled yourself' which is what you say to someone who has **** their pants. Not as funny if you explain it, tbh.

Aight, thought it had something to do with the earlier part of your act of which they included a short part.

doesitmatter · 24-09-2012, 01:04 PM

A man went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness
and only a year to live.

So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his
situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.

"What you should do is go out and buy an old Dodge Pickup," said
the Pastor. "Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can
find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of
Oklahoma."

"Will this help me live longer?"

"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have
seem like forever."

doesitmatter · 24-09-2012, 01:48 PM

A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I remember about that party, you're bloody lucky you don't bark.

smalishah84 · 25-09-2012, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doesitmatter

A man went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness
and only a year to live.

So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his
situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.

"What you should do is go out and buy an old Dodge Pickup," said
the Pastor. "Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can
find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of
Oklahoma."

"Will this help me live longer?"

"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have
seem like forever."

Quote:

Originally Posted by doesitmatter

A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I remember about that party, you're bloody lucky you don't bark.

21-09-2012, 02:17 PM	#1516 (permalink)
smalishah84 Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: dxb Posts: 18,862	good ones both of them __________________ And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta

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Manee Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Heaven Posts: 8,202	Short joke by me here... BBC New Comedy Award 2012: Cardiff heat - YouTube Last edited by Manee; 24-09-2012 at 08:08 AM.

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doesitmatter U19 Debutant Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: USA Posts: 376	A man went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do. "What you should do is go out and buy an old Dodge Pickup," said the Pastor. "Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma." "Will this help me live longer?" "No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have seem like forever."

24-09-2012, 01:48 PM	#1529 (permalink)
doesitmatter U19 Debutant Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: USA Posts: 376	A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I remember about that party, you're bloody lucky you don't bark.

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