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Old 09-08-2012, 03:18 PM   #1486 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:36 PM   #1487 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:40 PM   #1488 (permalink)
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If its any consolation I think your stand up stuff is gold.
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Old 09-08-2012, 04:00 PM   #1489 (permalink)
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If its any consolation I think your stand up stuff is gold.
No consolation required. We weren't shooting for a masterpiece, just something to make me and my "co-star" laugh. We meant to air it at the 24 hour ComedySoc show, with me standing up as the limo exploded shouting "oh no!" but I chickened out thinking it was a bit too 'out-there'*. The key thing we made clear was to never mention it afterwards. Just go back to normal and pretend it didn't happen. Oh well, maybe some time next academic year.

*Once again, that term makes it seem like I'm compensating after having my dreams of being the next sketch genius shattered. We realize the majority of the human population would respond to it with a cry of "what?" and the rest with perhaps a mild smile.
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Old 13-08-2012, 07:19 AM   #1490 (permalink)
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Old 17-08-2012, 04:52 AM   #1491 (permalink)
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what do you call a mexican with no car?

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Old 18-08-2012, 06:09 AM   #1492 (permalink)
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I found it hilarious.
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Old 18-08-2012, 06:24 AM   #1493 (permalink)
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I found it hilarious.
I honestly cannot tell if you're being serious...

Anyway, going to an open mic night in London to practice for my BBC New Comedy Award heat. Agonizing over what material to use in the middle but tbh, if the first joke gets a big laugh - the gig goes well for me and if it doesn't, it usually goes to ****.
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Old 18-08-2012, 06:25 AM   #1494 (permalink)
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Old 22-08-2012, 12:08 AM   #1497 (permalink)
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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream?

He was hit by a bus.
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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream?

He was hit by a bus.
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Heisenberg is speeding down a motorway when he's pulled over by a cop.

The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going there mate?"

Heisenberg responds: "No, but I know where I am."
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