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    I will never get that time back.

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    Haha. Its not for everyone.

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    If its any consolation I think your stand up stuff is gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MW1304 View Post


    If its any consolation I think your stand up stuff is gold.
    No consolation required. We weren't shooting for a masterpiece, just something to make me and my "co-star" laugh. We meant to air it at the 24 hour ComedySoc show, with me standing up as the limo exploded shouting "oh no!" but I chickened out thinking it was a bit too 'out-there'*. The key thing we made clear was to never mention it afterwards. Just go back to normal and pretend it didn't happen. Oh well, maybe some time next academic year.

    *Once again, that term makes it seem like I'm compensating after having my dreams of being the next sketch genius shattered. We realize the majority of the human population would respond to it with a cry of "what?" and the rest with perhaps a mild smile.
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    what do you call a mexican with no car?

    carlos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    Haha. Its not for everyone.
    I found it hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiWiNiNjA View Post
    I found it hilarious.
    I honestly cannot tell if you're being serious...

    Anyway, going to an open mic night in London to practice for my BBC New Comedy Award heat. Agonizing over what material to use in the middle but tbh, if the first joke gets a big laugh - the gig goes well for me and if it doesn't, it usually goes to ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    I honestly cannot tell if you're being serious...
    Thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiWiNiNjA View Post
    Thank you
    (I think)

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    Why did Billy drop his ice-cream?

    He was hit by a bus.
    Exit pursuing a beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by uvelocity View Post
    what do you call a mexican with no car?

    carlos


    Quote Originally Posted by wellAlbidarned View Post
    Why did Billy drop his ice-cream?

    He was hit by a bus.
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

    Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta

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    How many Freuds does it take to change a lightbulb?


    Penis.

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    Heisenberg is speeding down a motorway when he's pulled over by a cop.

    The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going there mate?"

    Heisenberg responds: "No, but I know where I am."



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