10000 posts of matteh

[cover drive man]

Good poster this is his tribute thread. I'll start well done matteh (mitchell) You're a top poster. I could learn from you.

[pasag]

Well done, creator of Mitchellag and insomnia, a total gun.

[cover drive man]

Just relised it won't be long until you're on 10 000 passag.

[Adamc]

Probably riding a bike, browsing CW, listening to obscure music and not sleeping AWS.

[Langeveldt]

got a new suit for the occasion

[cpr]

Previously unknown facts about Matteh:

1) Matt Mitchell is a pseudonym used to disguise his real identity. In true evil genius style, its actually an acronym of his real name, Mitch Mattell

2) Matteh is in the guinnes book of records as the first baby born with a full chin of hair. In 1991 a Japenese soldier emerged from what he believed to be the Burmese jungle after 45 years, only to find himself in the Mitchell living room. The beard is a sacred relic in no less than 8 Amazonian tribes

3) Matteh's avatar is actually a portrait of himself that he got Van Gogh to do. Old Vince originally refused, untill matteh cut his ear off. The incident was the influence behind the famous scene in Reservoir Dogs

4) Matteh's promotion of obscure bands is actually phase 3 of his plans to conquer the world, using music as a subliminal tool. If you dont know what phases 1 and 2 are then i'm afraid he's already got you

5) Any attempt to hurt Matteh will see both the Sphinx and the Terracotta army come to life to defend their leader.

6) The earth quake in Kent the other day was caused by a rare public appearance from Matteh, everyone bowing at his feet measured 4.3

7) the secret of Pandora's Box is a picture of Matteh's clean shaven chin. Mankinds just not ready for that yet. The papacy lied about the 3rd Fatima secret, the real one is the answer to ' Does Matteh have a dimple or not?'

8) Chuck Norris publically denies saying 'I'd tap that' about Matteh. He's apologized for being misunderstood, he meant that he'd happily let Matteh tap him. The UN has threatened both with sanctions if such a potentially world destroying child was produced from such an event.

[pasag]

Originally Posted by cpr

Previously unknown facts about Matteh:

1) Matt Mitchell is a pseudonym used to disguise his real identity. In true evil genius style, its actually an acronym of his real name, Mitch Mattell

2) Matteh is in the guinnes book of records as the first baby born with a full chin of hair. In 1991 a Japenese soldier emerged from what he believed to be the Burmese jungle after 45 years, only to find himself in the Mitchell living room. The beard is a sacred relic in no less than 8 Amazonian tribes

3) Matteh's avatar is actually a portrait of himself that he got Van Gogh to do. Old Vince originally refused, untill matteh cut his ear off. The incident was the influence behind the famous scene in Reservoir Dogs

4) Matteh's promotion of obscure bands is actually phase 3 of his plans to conquer the world, using music as a subliminal tool. If you dont know what phases 1 and 2 are then i'm afraid he's already got you

5) Any attempt to hurt Matteh will see both the Sphinx and the Terracotta army come to life to defend their leader.

6) The earth quake in Kent the other day was caused by a rare public appearance from Matteh, everyone bowing at his feet measured 4.3

7) the secret of Pandora's Box is a picture of Matteh's clean shaven chin. Mankinds just not ready for that yet. The papacy lied about the 3rd Fatima secret, the real one is the answer to ' Does Matteh have a dimple or not?'

8) Chuck Norris publically denies saying 'I'd tap that' about Matteh. He's apologized for being misunderstood, he meant that he'd happily let Matteh tap him. The UN has threatened both with sanctions if such a potentially world destroying child was produced from such an event.

Hahaha

[yaju]

Congrats matteh.



Party!

[cpr]

damn, forgot one

9) Matteh always wears a buttoned up suit jacket in a dire attempt to hide nipples 3-6

[andmark]

Congrats.

[Richard]

3rd-best regular-poster's forum-name after KaZoHoLiC and KiWiNiNjA.

Even better when we all called him Matteh at the meet-up.

[andyc]

Love your work Mitchell.

[BoyBrumby]

In danger of giving beards a good name, IMHO.

I've been here longer than Mitchell, but really can't imagine the place without him. Ubiquitous in the best possible way.

[Richard]

People said they couldn't imagine the place without me either... tread carefully...

[marc71178]

Moving the thread back on topic...

AFAIK the closest person on here to me - we've certainly both drunk in the same pubs at times, except I'm not made for 24 hour opening like he appears to be.