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    Things that make you go umm.

    If identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters would there children be Identical?


    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


    How do keep off the grass signs get there?


    How come water what has flowed through mountains for millions of years has a sell by date?


    Can you cry underwater?


    Do cats always land on there feet?


    If something goes without saying, why do people say it?


    Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?


    Where does your lap go when you stand up?


    If your doing nothing all day, when do you no you've stopped?


    why do men have nipples?


    Is it true that pearls get more shiny when they are worn?


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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    If identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters would there children be Identical?


    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


    How do keep off the grass signs get there?


    How come water what has flowed through mountains for millions of years has a sell by date?


    Can you cry underwater?


    Do cats always land on there feet?


    If something goes without saying, why do people say it?


    Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?


    Where does your lap go when you stand up?


    If your doing nothing all day, when do you no you've stopped?


    why do men have nipples?


    Is it true that pearls get more shiny when they are worn?


    Just a bit of fun.
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    One for Beatles nerds:

    The Abbey Road/Let It Be issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    If identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters would there children be Identical?
    No. Simple genetics really.

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    why do men have nipples?
    We all started off as females in the womb. Exposure to male hormones is what allowed us to develop into males by the time of our birth.

    Probably a thread right up Ed's alley though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    If identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters would there children be Identical?
    Hmm, even worse, if the kids then hooked up (technically, cousin love isnt legally incest in England), despite it being legal, the parents genes would be so identical that it'd be worse than incest.

    How do keep off the grass signs get there?
    Its how Steve Backley earns his keep post retirement


    Do cats always land on there feet?
    Not the parapeligic ones


    Where does your lap go when you stand up?
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    If your doing nothing all day, when do you no you've stopped?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr View Post

    Its how Steve Backley earns his keep post retirement
    Messi scores on the rebound.

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    I thought I'd see something about C&C Music Factory in this thread. Disappointed tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortpitched713 View Post
    Probably a thread right up Ed's alley though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    One for Beatles nerds:

    The Abbey Road/Let It Be issue.
    The chronology of it?
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    the midday sesh not like it used to be
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    Quote Originally Posted by ash chaulk View Post
    the midday sesh not like it used to be
    Indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortpitched713 View Post
    Probably a thread right up Ed's alley though.
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    Re to the topic name: This thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
    The chronology of it?
    Yep. Abbey Road was released first, but Let It Be was recorded first. If, like me, you're anal enough to have your albums arranged alphabetically by artist & then albums by said artist in chronological order it's a minefield.

    I go Abbey Road, Let It Be myself, but see the merits of both.

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