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    Man Cuts off Own Penis in Restaurant


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    yeah was reading about this at lunch, lol, apparantly its the 1st time doctors have ever tried to sew one back on!!
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    He misread the Duck Soup, for mine...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
    He misread the Duck Soup, for mine...
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    They should've re-attached it to his head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ninemsn
    As panicking diners fled, the man sliced his penis off.
    Can't see why you'd flee. I'd stick around to see what was going down.

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    Wonder whether he could take it home in a doggy bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dasa View Post
    Can't see why you'd flee. I'd stick around to see what was going down.
    While some crazy polish guy ran around waving a knife? **** off you would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dasa View Post
    Can't see why you'd flee. I'd stick around to see what was going down.
    Haha indeed.

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    As soon as i read the title, i thought.

    "Waiter, there seems to be a penis in my soup."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dasa View Post
    Can't see why you'd flee. I'd stick around to see what was going down.
    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    While some crazy polish guy ran around waving a knife? **** off you would.
    And chunks of penis and blood flying everywhere? Yeah, I'd be leaving the food and getting out of there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    While some crazy polish guy ran around waving a knife? **** off you would.
    Once he lost the pants, I'd be intrigued to see where it went.

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