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    Man Forced To Marry Goat


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    Quote Originally Posted by open365 View Post
    yea you do that
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    Fair enough, he dipped his wick in it so now he has to live with it.
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    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat.........."


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    From all reports it was a good looking goat though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
    From all reports it was a good looking goat though.
    In the eye of the beholder ITBT.
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    I laughed at the title, tbh.
    Or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiWiNiNjA View Post
    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat.........."

    Haha, yeah, that's the best bit. Apart from "I captured and tied him up".

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    I wonder if they asked the goat first...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isolator View Post
    I wonder if they asked the goat first...
    Well obviously it was consensual. Otherwise the word 'rape' would have been used somewhere, surely.

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    No I meant about the marriage...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isolator View Post
    No I meant about the marriage...

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