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Old 10-04-2007, 03:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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eBay Brings YOU the Chance of a Lifetime

All you need to do now is bid.

Enough said.
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Old 10-04-2007, 03:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2007, 03:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2007, 03:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That is superb.
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Old 10-04-2007, 04:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Love the previous owners' comments. In particular:

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"This lad chows down like a neanderthal eating his own wife. I've never seen anyone so beastly at the dinner table. What an appetite!"
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"he'z gr8 for when you got a... ahem... deal, yo. cops and all that don't suspect not a thing, just another dumb honky. in a park. at night. with a bag of shrooms. and he duzn ask for no cut. A+++ sella, word!

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Old 10-04-2007, 04:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Haha, great move.
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Old 10-04-2007, 04:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2007, 05:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Haha best thing i heard all day

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Old 10-04-2007, 05:25 AM   #10 (permalink)
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This'll only be funny if a serial killer bids on him.
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Hahaha.

'Last Bidder: IvMilat69'
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Hahaha.

'Last Bidder: IvMilat69'
I'm sure we can reach an agreement - I'd love to pack his back.
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Old 10-04-2007, 05:44 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Hmm, don't have that much cash spare at the moment.
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Old 10-04-2007, 05:49 AM   #14 (permalink)
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OT going through a mini-renaissance, one feels.
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Old 10-04-2007, 06:53 AM   #15 (permalink)
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outstanding

maybe slightly overpriced though...
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