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Old 18-08-2011, 04:27 PM   #8911 (permalink)
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lol SJS, that mugshot entitles you to a one off strip search from the US authorities when you land there.
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Old 18-08-2011, 04:30 PM   #8912 (permalink)
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lol SJS, that mugshot entitles you to a one off strip search from the US authorities when you land there.
ha ha. Posible but in any event on three of my last five visits to the USA I have been stopped at the passport verification and made to wait for close to an hour while they did, God knows what, before telling me politely that I could go - with no explanation whatsoever !!

So I can put up with a strip search I guess :-)
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Old 18-08-2011, 04:50 PM   #8913 (permalink)
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So I can put up with a strip search I guess :-)
Depends on who's giving the strip search I suppose.
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Old 18-08-2011, 05:05 PM   #8914 (permalink)
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If it's you Fusion, I think SJS would like to pass.
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Old 18-08-2011, 05:14 PM   #8915 (permalink)
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I wouldn't blame him one bit.
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Old 18-08-2011, 10:34 PM   #8916 (permalink)
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On my last entry, I showed both my passports, and got barked at. As thanks, they did a one hour verification thing in the perp room.

Would have thought that they'd want more info rather than less.
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Old 19-08-2011, 01:39 AM   #8917 (permalink)
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Depends on who's giving the strip search I suppose.
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On my last entry, I showed both my passports, and got barked at. As thanks, they did a one hour verification thing in the perp room.

Would have thought that they'd want more info rather than less.


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Old 29-08-2011, 12:07 PM   #8918 (permalink)
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Old 29-08-2011, 02:54 PM   #8919 (permalink)
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Old 29-08-2011, 03:09 PM   #8920 (permalink)
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Old 29-08-2011, 03:19 PM   #8921 (permalink)
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So which one is the workmate you asked out?
The chubby one on the left, easy target.

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Old 22-09-2011, 08:39 AM   #8925 (permalink)
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