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Old 25-01-2009, 02:00 AM   #5131 (permalink)
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Hahaha can you just ride them around? If so, Im going to Saffie asap.
Not really, theres a town in the Western Cape that kind of specializes in Ostriches, as if there was nothing else to specialize in.. You go there and there are a series of farms around the place where you can ride them around, but it's not like you can go to church on one. Tourists lap it up and this one Aussie paid me $$$$$ to take them there so I agreed..

And as Smitteh said, watch out for the rape and armed robberies.. I've got an 8 foot electric fence around my house to keep out people like you Phillips...
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Old 29-01-2009, 08:34 AM   #5132 (permalink)
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Old 29-01-2009, 06:52 PM   #5133 (permalink)
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Old 30-01-2009, 12:52 AM   #5134 (permalink)
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Old 31-01-2009, 02:03 AM   #5136 (permalink)
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Two questions.

1. Why are you not wearing a shirt? Hot?
2. Is there someone trying to hide on your lap?

BTW, that guy with the beard sitting next to Chinese looking woman is cute.
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Old 31-01-2009, 02:15 AM   #5137 (permalink)
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On the right. "Hate me or love me, simply can't deny me"....

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Old 31-01-2009, 02:59 AM   #5138 (permalink)
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Two questions.

1. Why are you not wearing a shirt? Hot?
2. Is there someone trying to hide on your lap?

BTW, that guy with the beard sitting next to Chinese looking woman is cute.
Haha, you've got the wrong person. I'm in the foreground wearing the West Ham shirt
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Old 31-01-2009, 03:06 AM   #5139 (permalink)
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On the right. "Hate me or love me, simply can't deny me"....
whats with the rectangle over her mouth?

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Old 31-01-2009, 06:39 AM   #5140 (permalink)
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whats with the rectangle over her mouth?
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Old 31-01-2009, 06:42 AM   #5141 (permalink)
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Haha, you've got the wrong person. I'm in the foreground wearing the West Ham shirt
I was only trying to suck up to you!

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Old 31-01-2009, 06:45 AM   #5142 (permalink)
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I was only trying to suck up to you!
Really? I don't think anyone noticed.
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Really? I don't think anyone noticed.
Should have reported it then.
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Old 31-01-2009, 07:00 AM   #5144 (permalink)
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James a bit of a ringer for a bearded Graham Linehan (Father Ted & IT Crowd writer)?

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whats with the rectangle over her mouth?
It's a recent religious development. Expect a long, heated and controversial thread within days when a dodgy Australian petrol station objects to people entering the place with large black rectangles on their faces.
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