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Old 22-04-2007, 03:00 AM   #346 (permalink)
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Was it Voltman who made some sort of innuendo towards Kenny's sister, and he took it the wrong way and got pretty angry?
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Old 22-04-2007, 04:04 AM   #347 (permalink)
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Old 22-04-2007, 04:08 AM   #348 (permalink)
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Old 22-04-2007, 04:13 AM   #349 (permalink)
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:19 AM   #350 (permalink)
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Was it Voltman who made some sort of innuendo towards Kenny's sister, and he took it the wrong way and got pretty angry?
Kenny took it the right way, and his anger was tongue in cheek.
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:21 AM   #351 (permalink)
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Kenny took it the right way, and his anger was tongue in cheek.
His sister sure is good looking though.
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:30 AM   #352 (permalink)
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:59 AM   #353 (permalink)
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Old 22-04-2007, 07:00 AM   #354 (permalink)
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Takes after her brother.
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Old 22-04-2007, 07:05 AM   #355 (permalink)
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I think its a shame the safety smilie is needed to be honest. I hate seeing funny, biting comments ruined by the :P smilie as people are worried things will be taken the wrong way. Smilies make things too plain, too obvious. I prefer things to be layered, abit of depth, and allow you to think, "Did he just go there?"
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Old 22-04-2007, 07:06 AM   #356 (permalink)
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I think its a shame the safety smilie is needed to be honest. I hate seeing funny, biting comments ruined by the :P smilie as people are worried things will be taken the wrong way. Smilies make things too plain, too obvious. I prefer things to be layered, abit of depth, and allow you to think, "Did he just go there?"
Jeez, you just can't please every ****ing body I guess!
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Old 22-04-2007, 10:48 AM   #358 (permalink)
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I think its a shame the safety smilie is needed to be honest. I hate seeing funny, biting comments ruined by the :P smilie as people are worried things will be taken the wrong way. Smilies make things too plain, too obvious. I prefer things to be layered, abit of depth, and allow you to think, "Did he just go there?"
Dire 'oke is kenny..
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Old 22-04-2007, 12:31 PM   #359 (permalink)
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I think its a shame the safety smilie is needed to be honest. I hate seeing funny, biting comments ruined by the :P smilie as people are worried things will be taken the wrong way. Smilies make things too plain, too obvious. I prefer things to be layered, abit of depth, and allow you to think, "Did he just go there?"
I'm with you 100% but it just don't work that way for me.

Never mind a I invariably need a "YES, THIS POST WAS SARCASTIC" which has to be even worse...
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Old 22-04-2007, 02:45 PM   #360 (permalink)
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I'm with you 100% but it just don't work that way for me.

Never mind a I invariably need a "YES, THIS POST WAS SARCASTIC" which has to be even worse...
Perhaps you need to work your sarcasm?
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