Did you know they used to have rhinos in ancient china?

Tom Moody · 04-03-2007, 03:31 AM

They used to come marauding out of the forest at night time and tear up the farmer's crops, which really dispels the whole "noble beasts" myth that those anti-poaching lobbyists just love to peddle. Next time you spot a rhino, tear up its crops and see how it likes it.

brycey · 04-03-2007, 03:34 AM

Only fair in my opinion, I believe this is called the Fran Drescher theory, rip her ears apart and see how she likes it.

Tom Moody · 04-03-2007, 03:36 AM

From my recollections of sleeping with her I'd suggest she'd find it somewhat erotic.

brycey · 04-03-2007, 03:38 AM

Thomas, I'm disappointed in you but at the same time extremly curious as to how the experience was.

nibbs · 11-03-2007, 04:20 PM

thomas, i'd like to see some concrete evidence of this

Richard · 11-03-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by marc71178

And I thought nibbs did some lame threads...

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_Ed_ · 11-03-2007, 05:12 PM

Kudos to Mr. Moody for using the word marauding in a post though. Good effort.

Goughy · 11-03-2007, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brycey

Only fair in my opinion, I believe this is called the Fran Drescher theory, rip her ears apart and see how she likes it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Moody

From my recollections of sleeping with her I'd suggest she'd find it somewhat erotic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brycey

Thomas, I'm disappointed in you but at the same time extremly curious as to how the experience was.

Not sure Im comfortable with this being directed a the victim of a violent gang rape at gunpoint and having to suffer many shattered years as a result of the incident.

Seems a little inappropriate

Richard · 11-03-2007, 06:05 PM

Just a little...

I hope no mods have seen this yet as if someone has it beggars belief the thing hasn't been closed on-the-spot...

James · 11-03-2007, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Moody

They used to come marauding out of the forest at night time and tear up the farmer's crops, which really dispels the whole "noble beasts" myth that those anti-poaching lobbyists just love to peddle. Next time you spot a rhino, tear up its crops and see how it likes it.

You were warned before to stop spamming the forum. This is now a final warning.

04-03-2007, 03:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tom Moody School Boy/Girl Cricketer Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 63	Did you know they used to have rhinos in ancient china? They used to come marauding out of the forest at night time and tear up the farmer's crops, which really dispels the whole "noble beasts" myth that those anti-poaching lobbyists just love to peddle. Next time you spot a rhino, tear up its crops and see how it likes it.

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Tom Moody School Boy/Girl Cricketer Join Date: May 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 63	From my recollections of sleeping with her I'd suggest she'd find it somewhat erotic. __________________ Removed by admin, don't avoid the filter.

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nibbs International Captain Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,873	thomas, i'd like to see some concrete evidence of this __________________ "Matt Damon"

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04-03-2007, 03:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
brycey Cricket Spectator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 8	Only fair in my opinion, I believe this is called the Fran Drescher theory, rip her ears apart and see how she likes it.

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brycey Cricket Spectator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 8	Thomas, I'm disappointed in you but at the same time extremly curious as to how the experience was.

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_Ed_ Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Auckland, Aotearoa Posts: 19,095	Kudos to Mr. Moody for using the word marauding in a post though. Good effort.

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Richard Cricket Web Staff Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: 2005 Posts: 80,407	Just a little... I hope no mods have seen this yet as if someone has it beggars belief the thing hasn't been closed on-the-spot...

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