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Thread: Did you know they used to have rhinos in ancient china?

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    Icon4 Did you know they used to have rhinos in ancient china?

    They used to come marauding out of the forest at night time and tear up the farmer's crops, which really dispels the whole "noble beasts" myth that those anti-poaching lobbyists just love to peddle. Next time you spot a rhino, tear up its crops and see how it likes it.

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    Only fair in my opinion, I believe this is called the Fran Drescher theory, rip her ears apart and see how she likes it.

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    From my recollections of sleeping with her I'd suggest she'd find it somewhat erotic.
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    Thomas, I'm disappointed in you but at the same time extremly curious as to how the experience was.


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    thomas, i'd like to see some concrete evidence of this
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    Kudos to Mr. Moody for using the word marauding in a post though. Good effort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brycey View Post
    Only fair in my opinion, I believe this is called the Fran Drescher theory, rip her ears apart and see how she likes it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Moody View Post
    From my recollections of sleeping with her I'd suggest she'd find it somewhat erotic.
    Quote Originally Posted by brycey View Post
    Thomas, I'm disappointed in you but at the same time extremly curious as to how the experience was.
    Not sure Im comfortable with this being directed a the victim of a violent gang rape at gunpoint and having to suffer many shattered years as a result of the incident.

    Seems a little inappropriate
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    Just a little...

    I hope no mods have seen this yet as if someone has it beggars belief the thing hasn't been closed on-the-spot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Moody View Post
    They used to come marauding out of the forest at night time and tear up the farmer's crops, which really dispels the whole "noble beasts" myth that those anti-poaching lobbyists just love to peddle. Next time you spot a rhino, tear up its crops and see how it likes it.
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