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    10 Most Stupid Questions People Ask

    10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations .

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

    Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

    Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
    your feet...


    Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

    Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try
    again.

    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

    Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

    Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...

    Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

    Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
    occassionaly also spit in it.

    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
    years...


    Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

    Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

    Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?

    Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just
    the money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

    Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

    Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
    marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
    Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

    Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

    9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

    Stupid Question: - Tell me if it hurts?

    Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

    Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

    Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now
    it's in flames!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations .

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

    Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

    Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
    your feet...

    Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

    Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try
    again.

    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

    Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

    Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

    Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

    Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
    occassionaly also spit in it.

    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
    years...

    Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

    Answer:-
    Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

    Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?

    Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just
    the money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

    Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

    Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
    marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

    Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

    Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

    9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

    Stupid Question: - Tell me if it hurts?

    Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

    Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

    Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now
    it's in flames!!!




    Thats really funny...and so true! Well done turbinator!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nishant View Post


    Thats really funny...and so true! Well done turbinator!
    Cheers, but I shouldn't take credit for it, it was my sister who forwarded it to me.

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    My answer to number 8 last time someone said it to me was "no, it's chemotherapy."

    Apparently that was a bit risqué...
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    To the first black quarterback in NFL history to win the superbowl: How long have you been a black quaterback?

    Yes, someone actually asked that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentstriker View Post
    To the first BLACK quarterback in NFL history to win the superbowl: How long have you been a black quaterback?

    Yes, someone actually asked that.
    Probably need to add the word black in there

    Refering of course to Doug Williams and his win with the Redskins
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

    Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

    Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
    marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
    Can safely say this will never happen to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup View Post
    My answer to number 8 last time someone said it to me was "no, it's chemotherapy."

    Apparently that was a bit risqué...


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    Good work Turb's sister.

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    Some of those are reasonably funny. Number 8 though isn't so stupid I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luffy View Post
    Good work Turb's sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 33/3from3.3 View Post
    When i wrote that i wasn't expecting anyone to use that smilie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 33/3from3.3 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by KennyD View Post
    Come near my sister, and I'll rip your throat out.
    please post your stomach's pics
    Last edited by Turbinator; 03-03-2007 at 10:44 PM.

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