Got any inspirational/wise sayings?
My favourite is: You can never beat a fool in an argument.
and: The Problem with the world, is that the foolish are cocksure, and the wise full of doubt.
Don't piss on my foot and tell me it's raining.
And an awesome one BB used not too long ago.
Rest In Peace Craigos
Show me a man who's never failed and i'll show you a man that's never tried.
“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set fire to a man and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
There is no shame in being poor, only in dressing poorly.
"Youre known for having a liking for men who look like women."
"FFS I'm sick and tired of having to see a bloke bend over to pick something up or lean over and see their arse crack. For christ's sake pull your pants up or buy some underpants you bogan because nobody want's to see it. And this is a boat building shed (well one of them) not a porn studio."
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- As featured in The Independent.
"The PFA does not represent players when they have broken the law and been convicted on non-football matters."
- Gordon Taylor in 2009 following Marlon King's release after a prison sentence for sexual assault & ABH
"I have always maintained that no nation can ever be worthy of its existence that cannot take its women along with the men. No struggle can ever succeed without women participating side by side with men. There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women."
"No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you. We are victims of evil customs. It is a crime against humanity that our women are shut up within the four walls of the houses as prisoners. There is no sanction anywhere for the deplorable condition in which our women have to live.”
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A true Wise Man knows that he knows nothing
Can we use this thread for catchphrases aswell? Because my catchphrase is a non violent version of mother ****er - Motherfuzzer
I always end up saying "Kids in Africa would be grateful for that" dunno why, it always comes out
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RIP Mr Woolmer, We are all poorer for your loss.
"Tough times don't last forever, tough people do"
"With all this water around, why are we eating Nob?"
"What's the plate thats above a saucer but below a plate?"
" I wouldn't want to be bungled in with all the others"
" And the arrow on the wall pointed to... A condom, and it were covered in flies!"
One I have always live by and hope my kids will
"You don't **** on your own doorstep"
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"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."
A difficult one to live by, but I try nonetheless.
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