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    Favourite Mottos/Sayings

    Got any inspirational/wise sayings?

    My favourite is: You can never beat a fool in an argument.
    and: The Problem with the world, is that the foolish are cocksure, and the wise full of doubt.
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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    Don't piss on my foot and tell me it's raining.

    And an awesome one BB used not too long ago.
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    Show me a man who's never failed and i'll show you a man that's never tried.

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    Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set fire to a man and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentstriker View Post
    Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set fire to a man and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


    "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it wear erotic lingerie."

    "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, but for expediency thou cannot beatest a good kick in the oppo's bollocks"
    - As featured in The Independent.

    "Predictably, the ending of his international career did not end the argument about Pietersen's merits, as an army of informed commentators and Piers Morgan weighed in to defend or attack him."
    - The Guardian's Andrew Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, but for expediency thou cannot beatest a good kick in the oppo's bollocks"
    Classic

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    "I have always maintained that no nation can ever be worthy of its existence that cannot take its women along with the men. No struggle can ever succeed without women participating side by side with men. There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women."
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    "No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you. We are victims of evil customs. It is a crime against humanity that our women are shut up within the four walls of the houses as prisoners. There is no sanction anywhere for the deplorable condition in which our women have to live.”
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    Can we use this thread for catchphrases aswell? Because my catchphrase is a non violent version of mother ****er - Motherfuzzer

    I always end up saying "Kids in Africa would be grateful for that" dunno why, it always comes out
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    "Tough times don't last forever, tough people do"

    "With all this water around, why are we eating Nob?"

    "What's the plate thats above a saucer but below a plate?"

    " I wouldn't want to be bungled in with all the others"

    " And the arrow on the wall pointed to... A condom, and it were covered in flies!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomm NCCC View Post
    I always end up saying "Kids in Africa would be grateful for that" dunno why, it always comes out
    Such a horrible generalization.. Some of the most spoilt brats in the world are from Africa, but I get your point

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    One I have always live by and hope my kids will

    "You don't **** on your own doorstep"
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    "It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."

    A difficult one to live by, but I try nonetheless.

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