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    Questions...

    Try to answer these questions...hehehehe:

    *Do fish ever get thirsty?
    *Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
    *Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow?
    *If you are born on Feb. 29th when is your birthday?
    *If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
    *Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
    *On a telephone why does ' ABC' start on the no. 2 instead of 1.
    * Why does superman wear his briefs on the outside of his thighs?
    * Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers on a calculator go the other?
    *If you built a time machine with modern parts, when you went back won't the parts you use dissapear because they don't exist ?
    *How can sweet and sour sauce be both sweet and sour at the same time?
    *If you are in hell and you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
    *If your plan is having no plan, fo you have a plan?
    *Do fish sleep?
    Does anyone actaully kill two birds with one stone?
    * If you had X-ray vision, would you still see whn you closed your eyes?
    *If you were on a plane going at the speed of sound and walked from the rear of the plane to the front, would you be walking faaster than the speed of sound?
    *Does a postman deliver his own mail?
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    Originally posted by R_Powell_fan

    *Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow?

    I'll bet everyone who reads this tries to lick their elbow....



    (Yep - it's impossible....).


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    *If you are in hell and you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
    well...the real question is would you have time enough to get mad at anyone ? cause you would be busy shaking hands with ur friends hehehe


    Why does superman wear his briefs on the outside of his thighs?
    Infact i would ask HOW ?

    If your plan is having no plan, fo you have a plan?
    Yup. I have been in the same situation for two years now.....especially before exam time :rolleyes:




    If you built a time machine with modern parts, when you went back won't the parts you use dissapear because they don't exist ?
    No. They should not disappear, because you are making an alternative reality(:alien8::alien8::alien8, if they did then you couldn't exist in that time as well right ?

    If you were on a plane going at the speed of sound and walked from the rear of the plane to the front, would you be walking faaster than the speed of sound?
    hmmm.....reference : physics textbook chapter 11 : Relativity

    If you are born on Feb. 29th when is your birthday?
    wow.....must be good to have your birthday every four years...feel special ?
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    Originally posted by Gotchya
    If you built a time machine with modern parts, when you went back won't the parts you use dissapear because they don't exist ?
    No. They should not disappear, because you are making an alternative reality(:alien8::alien8::alien8, if they did then you couldn't exist in that time as well right ?
    huh....?????

    BTW I wasn't born on feb. 29th


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    Originally posted by R_Powell_fan
    Originally posted by Gotchya
    If you built a time machine with modern parts, when you went back won't the parts you use dissapear because they don't exist ?



    No. They should not disappear, because you are making an alternative reality(:alien8::alien8::alien8, if they did then you couldn't exist in that time as well right ?
    huh....?????

    BTW I wasn't born on feb. 29th
    aww nothing...the point i was making is that IF you were to time travel, and IF those parts disappear simply becuase they are before their time, then YOU should disappear as well because then you would be before your time as well......get it ?

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    If your birthday was on the 29th of Febuary id have to guess that your birthday would be on the 29th of feb(just a guess)
    Sweet and sour although sounds like an oxymoron is but if you taste it the ingredients are both sweet eg honey and sour eg lemon
    i think a postman gets his mail delivered by a different mailman because they all have different areas to post.. and depending where this is depends on whether they deliver their own mail
    You have just read a post from Jason Pike, he is what you wish you were

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    Originally posted by Umpire Money
    If your birthday was on the 29th of Febuary id have to guess that your birthday would be on the 29th of feb(just a guess)
    Sweet and sour although sounds like an oxymoron is but if you taste it the ingredients are both sweet eg honey and sour eg lemon
    i think a postman gets his mail delivered by a different mailman because they all have different areas to post.. and depending where this is depends on whether they deliver their own mail
    OK, the mailman one was silly, I know.

    Guys if you still don't get it these questions are just for fun, they're not intended for them to take them seriously.

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    lol yeah and i thought you were not getting the humour

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    If your birthday was on the 29th of Febuary id have to guess that your birthday would be on the 29th of feb(just a guess)
    My bro has his birthday on the 28 of feb , pretty lucky might i add...
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    was it a leap year ?

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    Originally posted by R_Powell_fan1.Do fish ever get thirsty?
    2.Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
    3.Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow?
    4.If you are born on Feb. 29th when is your birthday?
    5.If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
    6.Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
    7.On a telephone why does ' ABC' start on the no. 2 instead of 1.
    8.Why does superman wear his briefs on the outside of his thighs?
    9.Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers on a calculator go the other?
    10.If you built a time machine with modern parts, when you went back won't the parts you use dissapear because they don't exist ?
    11.How can sweet and sour sauce be both sweet and sour at the same time?
    12.If you are in hell and you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
    13.If your plan is having no plan, fo you have a plan?
    14.Do fish sleep?
    15.Does anyone actaully kill two birds with one stone?
    16.If you had X-ray vision, would you still see whn you closed your eyes?
    17.If you were on a plane going at the speed of sound and walked from the rear of the plane to the front, would you be walking faaster than the speed of sound?
    18.Does a postman deliver his own mail?
    1. Dunno
    2. Because they would fall out.
    3. I did know that, so didn't attempt it again...
    4. Feb 29th.
    5. Doubt it.
    6. Wouldn't have thought so.
    7. Dunno.
    8. ?
    9. erm...
    10. Time travel is impossible.
    11. Because it contains elements which are detected by both you 'sweet' and 'sour' tastebuds.
    12. You tell them to go and pleasure themselves.
    13. Ask Nasser Hussain.
    14. Yes... at least some of them do.
    15. Probably at some stage.
    16. I guess...
    17. No of course not. You would however be TRAVELLING faster than the speed of light.
    18. Probably not in the kind of areas most of us probably live. In small rural communities or less developed areas... most likely yes.
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