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Old 25-02-2007, 08:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Stupid sayings

"It's always in the last place you look" - well of course it is, I'm not gonna carry on looking when I've found it, am I?

"You can't have your cake and eat it too" - why not? What the hell else am I going to do with it?

Do share. Or ignore. Your call really.
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"You can't have your cake and eat it too" - why not? What the hell else am I going to do with it?
TBF once you've eaten said cake, you no longer have it as such.

Anyway:

If the wind changes you'll stay like that - no I won't
It'll make you go blind - no it doesn't
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm glad of the reply and all Brumby, but really, shouldn't you be focused on your reserve team right now?
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm glad of the reply and all Brumby, but really, shouldn't you be focused on your reserve team right now?
I'm multi-tasking. Even managing to eat a packet of prawn crackers too. ****ing Drogba, btw.
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL. Myu computer is in a different room, so I'm in and out tbh. Was gonna watch it all, but well, cba, hope you lot win though
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
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While on the topic of football, another saying:

"What a great time to score" - and when exactly would be a bad time to score?
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"It's always in the last place you look" - well of course it is, I'm not gonna carry on looking when I've found it, am I?


I thought exactly that thing when I read the title, stupid.
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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All's well that ends well.

Yeah I get it, still it ****s me.
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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"everything goes with hp sauce."

my nan said that and I was like uh.
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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" "everything goes with hp sauce."

my nan said that and I was like uh. "
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:57 AM   #11 (permalink)
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" "everything goes with hp sauce."

my nan said that and I was like uh. "
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Old 25-02-2007, 08:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Haha, not bad.
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Old 25-02-2007, 09:46 AM   #13 (permalink)
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"We was unlucky to get beat" - Stupid footballers really annoy me
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Old 25-02-2007, 09:49 AM   #14 (permalink)
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David Gower : "That not the start England were looking for" (after losing a wicket straight after tea)... Really David?!?!
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Old 25-02-2007, 09:49 AM   #15 (permalink)
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When people use the word much, as in "stupid much?" or whatever. Gayest thing ever.
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