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    Eternal Optimist / Cricket Web Staff Member GIMH's Avatar
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    Stupid sayings

    "It's always in the last place you look" - well of course it is, I'm not gonna carry on looking when I've found it, am I?

    "You can't have your cake and eat it too" - why not? What the hell else am I going to do with it?

    Do share. Or ignore. Your call really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    "You can't have your cake and eat it too" - why not? What the hell else am I going to do with it?
    TBF once you've eaten said cake, you no longer have it as such.

    Anyway:

    If the wind changes you'll stay like that - no I won't
    It'll make you go blind - no it doesn't
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    "I don't believe a word of Pietersen's book, but then I don't believe a word anyone else has said either."
    - Simon Barnes renders further comment on KP's autobiography superfluous in a sentence

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    I'm glad of the reply and all Brumby, but really, shouldn't you be focused on your reserve team right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    I'm glad of the reply and all Brumby, but really, shouldn't you be focused on your reserve team right now?
    I'm multi-tasking. Even managing to eat a packet of prawn crackers too. ****ing Drogba, btw.


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    LOL. Myu computer is in a different room, so I'm in and out tbh. Was gonna watch it all, but well, cba, hope you lot win though

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    While on the topic of football, another saying:

    "What a great time to score" - and when exactly would be a bad time to score?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    "It's always in the last place you look" - well of course it is, I'm not gonna carry on looking when I've found it, am I?


    I thought exactly that thing when I read the title, stupid.
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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    All's well that ends well.

    Yeah I get it, still it ****s me.
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    "everything goes with hp sauce."

    my nan said that and I was like uh.

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    " "everything goes with hp sauce."

    my nan said that and I was like uh. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    " "everything goes with hp sauce."

    my nan said that and I was like uh. "
    LOL

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    Haha, not bad.

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    "We was unlucky to get beat" - Stupid footballers really annoy me

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    David Gower : "That not the start England were looking for" (after losing a wicket straight after tea)... Really David?!?!

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    When people use the word much, as in "stupid much?" or whatever. Gayest thing ever.

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