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    U19 Cricketer Clarence's Avatar
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    Look, I've got a confession to make

    I was the poster about a year or whatever it was ago called Kasper. When I was banned I joined as Clarence, I'm not sure whether people know this or not. Apart from a few blemishes I believe I have contributed to the forums in a decent manner. Maybe the powers that be, after hearing this confession of guilt at hiding such a monumentous secret from the CW public will allow me to stay on as a poster? Who knows? Either way the secret (?) is out.

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    Hey Isaac. *waves*

    I always thought you had a lot to add anyway, you just didn't combine well with nibbs and half. Good member IMO.

    Let him stay.
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    Haha, knew. Affinity with 50 Cent gave it away, TBH.

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    'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain.
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    These are my confessions
    Just when I thought I said all I could say
    My chick on the side said she got one on the way
    These are my confessions
    Man, I'm thrown and I don't know what to do
    I guess I got to give you part two of my confessions
    If I'm going to tell it then I got to tell it all
    Damn near cried when I got that phone call
    I'm so thrown and I don't know what to do
    But to give you part two of my confessions

    Now this gon be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
    Got me talking to myself asking how am I going to tell you
    'Bout that chick on part one that I told you I was creepin' with, creepin' with
    Say she's three months pregnant and she's keepin' it
    First thing that came to mind was you
    Second thing was how do I know that it's mine and is it true
    Third thing was me wishing that I never did what I did
    How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

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    Please try not to gay up my thread.

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    Only losers get banned and come back to CW.

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    Read the post I just made ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
    Only losers get banned and come back to CW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clarence View Post
    Please try not to gay up my thread.
    Well it all relates cause' the guy singing is Kasper and the girl he is singing about is CW, and the "one on the way" is Clarence. It's not gaying up my friend, it's called explaining your situation in a more descriptive way, this way you can really reach out to their hearts and they'll forgive you .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    Well it all relates cause' the guy singing is Kasper and the girl he is singing about is CW, and the "one on the way" is Clarence. It's not gaying up my friend, it's called explaining your situation in a more descriptive way, this way you can really reach out to their hearts and they'll forgive you .
    I'm sorry, but my Gaydar is going off the scale right now...

    It's gone past Michael Barrymore (aka Code Green) and has just shot past (so to speak) Elton John (Code Mauve)


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    Relax, I am just kidding around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    Well it all relates cause' the guy singing is Kasper and the girl he is singing about is CW, and the "one on the way" is Clarence. It's not gaying up my friend, it's called explaining your situation in a more descriptive way, this way you can really reach out to their hearts and they'll forgive you .
    That reminds me, I can't stress how important it is to put your rubbish IN the rubbish bin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
    Only losers get banned and come back to CW.
    Haha, ooooh.
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    3. Although Cow Tipping is a hilarious student game in backwater towns such as Bangor, there really is no need for Mitchell to cover one side of the cow in superglue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince EWS View Post
    Hey Isaac. *waves*

    I always thought you had a lot to add anyway, you just didn't combine well with nibbs and half. Good member IMO.

    Let him stay.
    Fair point. They didn't really break any rules per se. People just got disturbed by the love ins.
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