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    Product Warnings

    I was emailed the following list of somewhat ridiculous, but quite amusing product warnings. I've also added 1 or 2 that i've come accross, and would be interested to know of those you've come accross.

    Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
    This product not intended for use as a dental drill.


    On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
    Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.


    Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
    Do not eat toner.

    Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
    Do not use in shower Never use while sleeping

    Baby stroller warning:
    Remove child before folding.

    Household iron warns:
    Never iron clothes while they are being worn.

    Bottle water label warns:
    Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

    Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns:
    Do not use orally.

    Caution on a package of dice:
    Not for human consumption.

    In the manual of a chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

    Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle:
    Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

    Instructions for an electric thermometer:
    Do not use orally after using rectally.

    A TV remote controller warns:
    Not dishwasher safe.
    Ones that i've heard of..

    Curling Iron Warning:
    Do not insert into any orifice (guess that means no foreplay)

    Wheelbarrow Warning:
    This wheelbarro is not intended for highway use (dam, i was hoping to get it registered)
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    That really isn't needed, nothing wrong with the thread tbh.
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    I've always wondered... Certain plastic bags have the following warning:

    To avoid suffocation, keep out of reach of children.

    Pretty sure I'll suffocate even if I'm nowhere near children
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