Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
Do not use in shower Never use while sleeping
Baby stroller warning:
Remove child before folding.
Household iron warns:
Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
Bottle water label warns:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns:
Do not use orally.
Caution on a package of dice:
Not for human consumption.
In the manual of a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle:
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Instructions for an electric thermometer:
Do not use orally after using rectally.
A TV remote controller warns:
Not dishwasher safe.