Product Warnings

Johnners · 06-02-2007, 04:00 AM

I was emailed the following list of somewhat ridiculous, but quite amusing product warnings. I've also added 1 or 2 that i've come accross, and would be interested to know of those you've come accross.

Quote:

Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.

Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
Do not use in shower Never use while sleeping

Baby stroller warning:
Remove child before folding.

Household iron warns:
Never iron clothes while they are being worn.

Bottle water label warns:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns:
Do not use orally.

Caution on a package of dice:
Not for human consumption.

In the manual of a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle:
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

Instructions for an electric thermometer:
Do not use orally after using rectally.

A TV remote controller warns:
Not dishwasher safe.

Ones that i've heard of..

Curling Iron Warning:
Do not insert into any orifice

(guess that means no foreplay)

Wheelbarrow Warning:
This wheelbarro is not intended for highway use (dam, i was hoping to get it registered)

cover drive man · 27-02-2007, 10:17 AM

andmark · 27-02-2007, 10:26 AM

Oil, flamible.

PhoenixFire · 27-02-2007, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cover drive man

That really isn't needed, nothing wrong with the thread tbh.

David · 27-02-2007, 09:26 PM

I've always wondered... Certain plastic bags have the following warning:

To avoid suffocation, keep out of reach of children.

Pretty sure I'll suffocate even if I'm nowhere near children

dontcloseyoureyes · 27-02-2007, 11:47 PM

Haha, highway use.

27-02-2007, 10:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
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27-02-2007, 09:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
David International 12th Man Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 3,661	I've always wondered... Certain plastic bags have the following warning: To avoid suffocation, keep out of reach of children. Pretty sure I'll suffocate even if I'm nowhere near children __________________ Signatures are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Cricket Web Red FC: 263 Matches. 1830 Runs @ 7.66. HS: 57*. 92 Ducks. 170 Catches 1107 Wickets @ 26.91 . BB 7/38 First CW player to reach 500, 600, 700, 800, 900, 1000, 1100 FC wickets .

27-02-2007, 11:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
dontcloseyoureyes BARNES OUT Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WILDCARD, BITCHES Posts: 27,721	Haha, highway use. __________________ The one, the only CW Black Code: 47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out! TO OUR FOREFATHERS

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