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    Icon14 when are you going to die?

    Death predictor


    ASH: At age 63 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
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    Paddy: At age 44 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

    Paddy: At age 60 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
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    Mat Mitchell: At age 26 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

    Jeez, not long then.
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    Clapo: At age 51 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

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    Pratyush Khaitan: At age 66 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

    Erm, I don't mind dying but the cause horrifies me.

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    Adam: At age 27 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

    Not surprised really.

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    "At age 48 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus."

    Nice ... I get to fight a war on terrorism and go to Venus. But this only leave me about 32-33 years to live , oh well it's for a good cause.

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    "Ben: At age 26 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session."

    26?

    Oh, nuts. I don't even meditate!

    and when I do it again:

    "Ben: At age 52"

    Very informative.
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    Voltman: At age 62 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

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    Greg: At age 53 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.


    I'll get my face on a t-shirt and get worn to clubs.
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    Jack: At age 62.

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    Matt: At age 68 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)


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    Alex: At age 45 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

    Well I could've predicted that.

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    Similar to mine, hopefully we're fighting on the same side .

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    Sean: At age 27 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

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