If you had two wishes what would they be. Note, you can't vote for more wishes, you can't vote for "unlimited" something (has to be a specific amount), and don't you smartasses come up with any other kinds of smartass answers for this to leech the fun .
Anyways, mine are as follows...
1) A hot hot wife/girl.
2) A regular place in the Indian cricket team for about 15-16 years.
EDIT: Don't pay attention to the title "Three Wishes", cut it down to Two.