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Old 26-12-2006, 06:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Stupidest things you've ever heard
Two of them came yesterday from my sister.

"Did you know that Pakistan in't actually the capital of Iraq? I only found out the other day but it's its own country. Apparently it's near India."

followed, when asked if she wanted some trifle, by "isn't a trifle a type of gun?"

Beat that.
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Old 26-12-2006, 07:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Two of them came yesterday from my sister.

"Did you know that Pakistan in't actually the capital of Iraq? I only found out the other day but it's its own country. Apparently it's near India."

followed, when asked if she wanted some trifle, by "isn't a trifle a type of gun?"

Beat that.
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Old 26-12-2006, 07:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Two of them came yesterday from my sister.

"Did you know that Pakistan in't actually the capital of Iraq? I only found out the other day but it's its own country. Apparently it's near India."

followed, when asked if she wanted some trifle, by "isn't a trifle a type of gun?"

Beat that.


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Old 26-12-2006, 07:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Two of them came yesterday from my sister.

"Did you know that Pakistan in't actually the capital of Iraq? I only found out the other day but it's its own country. Apparently it's near India."

followed, when asked if she wanted some trifle, by "isn't a trifle a type of gun?"

Beat that.
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Old 26-12-2006, 07:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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From a girl in history class years ago:
"There were two World Wars? I thought it was just a name."
Haha wtf. Probably a blonde.
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Old 26-12-2006, 08:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This comes from an acquaintance, but it's a gem nonetheless. Conversation between two girls, one who spends more time in front of the mirror than at school, the other a bookworm.

"Do tell, what do you do in your free time?"
"Well...I read quite a lot."
"You. Read. In your. Spare time?"
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"But you do other things."
Other things were detailed.
"OK. What kind of books do you read?"
"I read lots of different things...Nabokov, Murakami, a lot of books for children and young people..."
"Er...what are they about?"
Pause. ".....that changes from book to book..."
"Oh!" *face breaks out in comprehension* "It's like the movies, only it's books?"
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What's the capital of Tokyo?
Japan?
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