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    Stupidest things you've ever heard

    Two of them came yesterday from my sister.

    "Did you know that Pakistan in't actually the capital of Iraq? I only found out the other day but it's its own country. Apparently it's near India."

    followed, when asked if she wanted some trifle, by "isn't a trifle a type of gun?"

    Beat that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steds
    Two of them came yesterday from my sister.

    "Did you know that Pakistan in't actually the capital of Iraq? I only found out the other day but it's its own country. Apparently it's near India."

    followed, when asked if she wanted some trifle, by "isn't a trifle a type of gun?"

    Beat that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steds
    Two of them came yesterday from my sister.

    "Did you know that Pakistan in't actually the capital of Iraq? I only found out the other day but it's its own country. Apparently it's near India."

    followed, when asked if she wanted some trifle, by "isn't a trifle a type of gun?"

    Beat that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by steds
    Two of them came yesterday from my sister.

    "Did you know that Pakistan in't actually the capital of Iraq? I only found out the other day but it's its own country. Apparently it's near India."

    followed, when asked if she wanted some trifle, by "isn't a trifle a type of gun?"

    Beat that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc


    From a girl in history class years ago:
    "There were two World Wars? I thought it was just a name."
    Haha wtf. Probably a blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire
    What's the capital of Tokyo?



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