I love lists. And over the past year I become mental enough to think of my own. I want it to be longer though. This is what I have so far.
Annoying things to do while eating.
1. Chew everything as though it is really tough.
2. Act as if everything you eat is really spicy, even cucumber. Be dramatic.
3. Nod as you eat.
4. Choke on everything you eat, even just one chip, then give yourself the hymanack manouvre. If anyone asks, act as if nothing happened.
5. Chew your food with disgust, act like it tastes like crap. Then exclaim how lovely it is.
6. Eat as fast as you can.
7. Eat as slow as you can.
8. Put as much food in you mouth as possible at once, then struggle for long periods trying to down the food. Repeat until meal is finished. Make a habit of it.
9. Catch popcorn in your mouth and miss, repeatadly. Use up the whole bowl.