What did you learn at college?

[yaju]

After going to college I've learnt quite a lot.

--> How to sleep in the class with your eyes open.
--> How to cram the entire book in one day.
--> How to listen to songs sung by enunchs at 2 in the night.
--> How to find out which guys apply fair and handsome cream.
--> How to survive on chocolates and biscuits.
--> How to blame others for your faults in the most effective and optimal way.

I've learnt other things also, but these have proved to be the most fruitful.

[silentstriker]

My whole purpose of college right now is to prepare myself for getting into Oxford after I graduate for MBA.

[steds]

How to shut the person sat next to you's computer down using just the keyboard.

[33/3from3.3]

After going to college I've learnt quite a lot.

--> How to sleep in the class with your eyes open.
--> How to cram the entire book in one day.
--> How to listen to songs sung by enunchs at 2 in the night.
--> How to find out which guys apply fair and handsome cream.
--> How to survive on chocolates and biscuits.
--> How to blame others for your faults in the most effective and optimal way.

I've learnt other things also, but these have proved to be the most fruitful.

Teach me, oh master.

[Turbinator]

My whole purpose of college right now is to prepare myself for getting into Oxford after I graduate for MBA.

Why not Harvard instead?

[cpr]

--> How to listen to songs sung by enunchs at 2 in the night.

haha, that is some lession.


due to my sheer lazyness at school, and refusal to do homework, i learnt how to lie convincingly to those who matter. Then i went and did a degree in politics

Uni taught me many useful things

*how to have a balanced diet with just 37p a day
*how to effectively steal and conceal roadwork insignia, even infront of police officers (or bus drivers who dont like you taking your traffic cone on the bus with you)
*that mobile phones are neither bogwater proof or beer proof. However the optimum elevation for best bouncing distance is about 35-45 degrees.... also handy when playing smack the penguin)
*how to succesfully conceal your love life from your prying flatmates knowledge, even when they walk straight past you whilst your on a date.
*cow tipping doesnt work on ceramic cows that are anchored to the ground
*how to get a TV licence, or indeed any other utility bill, for a year at 1 months price
*Walking to uni is more cost-efficient than taking the car, but staying in bed and photocopying your flatmates notes is more energy-efficient


Valuable lessons all round

[PhoenixFire]

*Walking to uni is more cost-efficient than taking the car, but staying in bed and photocopying your flatmates notes is more energy-efficient


Valuable lessons all round

That is one lesson we can all learn from, well done

[Matteh]

My whole purpose of college right now is to prepare myself for getting into Oxford after I graduate for MBA.

I live nearby, when you get in you should get in touch.

[Matteh]

haha, that is some lession.


due to my sheer lazyness at school, and refusal to do homework, i learnt how to lie convincingly to those who matter. Then i went and did a degree in politics

Uni taught me many useful things

*how to have a balanced diet with just 37p a day
*how to effectively steal and conceal roadwork insignia, even infront of police officers (or bus drivers who dont like you taking your traffic cone on the bus with you)
*that mobile phones are neither bogwater proof or beer proof. However the optimum elevation for best bouncing distance is about 35-45 degrees.... also handy when playing smack the penguin)
*how to succesfully conceal your love life from your prying flatmates knowledge, even when they walk straight past you whilst your on a date.
*cow tipping doesnt work on ceramic cows that are anchored to the ground
*how to get a TV licence, or indeed any other utility bill, for a year at 1 months price
*Walking to uni is more cost-efficient than taking the car, but staying in bed and photocopying your flatmates notes is more energy-efficient


Valuable lessons all round

Good list tbh.
I also learnt that Keyboards aren't beerproof after i spilt a can of carling over mine and it dissolved the circuitry.

[steds]

My whole purpose of college right now is to prepare myself for getting into Oxford

Oh dear. Not going to snob school are you?

[Matteh]

Oh dear. Not going to snob school are you?

Come on, you know i go to Bangor. Got two mates that go to Oxford who are sound and i nearly ended up at Oxford *whispers* (Brookes).

Oxford is pretty close to where i live, get on the train at Moreton-in-Marsh and it's about 30mins.

[ripper868]

I've learned that 2.5-5 hour bus trips with any uni -related sporting team ALWAYS results in drunken nudity

[andyc]

How to shut the person sat next to you's computer down using just the keyboard.

Go on...

[roseboy64]

Seems like I've got a lot to learn next year.

[Dravid]

Why not Harvard instead?

Because he loves the word mate.