haha, that is some lession.
due to my sheer lazyness at school, and refusal to do homework, i learnt how to lie convincingly to those who matter. Then i went and did a degree in politics
Uni taught me many useful things
*how to have a balanced diet with just 37p a day
*how to effectively steal and conceal roadwork insignia, even infront of police officers (or bus drivers who dont like you taking your traffic cone on the bus with you)
*that mobile phones are neither bogwater proof or beer proof. However the optimum elevation for best bouncing distance is about 35-45 degrees.... also handy when playing smack the penguin)
*how to succesfully conceal your love life from your prying flatmates knowledge, even when they walk straight past you whilst your on a date.
*cow tipping doesnt work on ceramic cows that are anchored to the ground
*how to get a TV licence, or indeed any other utility bill, for a year at 1 months price
*Walking to uni is more cost-efficient than taking the car, but staying in bed and photocopying your flatmates notes is more energy-efficient
Valuable lessons all round