Yes, It's that time of year again. Festivus is rapidly approaching with celebrations to be held on the 23rd of December. Now is your chance to tell your family and friends how much they have dissapointed you throughout the course of the year in what is known as the "airing of grievences". This is followed by The Feats of Strength, a chance for you to physically embarass the weaker and smaller members of your family.
I for once will defaintly be celebrating festivus come the 23rd of December and I'm looking for a large aluminium pole - any donations can be made to the Human Fund