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    The Injury Thread

    Here's an idea, if you get an injury, or your in some pain (Not counting viruses, flu, etc) state whats up with you and see if you can score some pity via the internet.

    I'll start. Interior ligament damge to my left knee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup
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    badly bruised hip ATM

    so far this year:

    chipped toe
    broken colarbone
    popped my left shoulder out 3 times
    groin strain


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    Two bruised forearms from playing fallball.
    My left shoulder casually pops out and then returns with a loud clunk sound.
    Had random muscle pain in my legs since i was 11.
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    Think I've sprained muscles in my wrist but my ankle is coming right and should be good for rugby season.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh
    Two bruised forearms from playing fallball.
    My left shoulder casually pops out and then returns with a loud clunk sound.
    Had random muscle pain in my legs since i was 11.
    what is fallball?

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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fallball

    A friend wrote it up. Essentially it's a game of football in a living room only so so brutal with hints of NHL/rugby/AFL thrown in. I got slammed onto our ancient sofa a load and picked up bruises from the metal bar inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fallball

    A friend wrote it up. Essentially it's a game of football in a living room only so so brutal with hints of NHL/rugby/AFL thrown in. I got slammed onto our ancient sofa a load and picked up bruises from the metal bar inside.
    haha that looks awesome

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    My left shoulder is sometimes sore. Although the pain flares up every now and then. Been like that since 1999.

    Otherwise I had a sore neck for a while and it can be a bit sore/stiff occassionally.
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    Badly rolled my ankle today and going in for X-Rays tomorrow. Possible ligament damage will be fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fallball

    A friend wrote it up. Essentially it's a game of football in a living room only so so brutal with hints of NHL/rugby/AFL thrown in. I got slammed onto our ancient sofa a load and picked up bruises from the metal bar inside.
    Love the definition of "fallatio" three entries above it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt79
    Love the definition of "fallatio" three entries above it.
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    If I were to post a definition to an online dictionary, I'd make sure I looked the word up in a proper dictionary first, to verify my spelling and definition. It's FELLATIO, moron. It's Latin. Read a book. I can't wait to see how cunnilingus is spelled...

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