no, I am the ultimate conservationist
Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?
With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left
who votes for these peopleGreens leader Christine Milne said: "Who in the 21st century would say the environment is meant for man and not just the other way around?
"There is no economic future for Australia in trashing our precious native forests and national parks ... In pandering to the forestry industry the Prime Minister's statements last night reveal he's not only anti-environment and anti-conservation, he's anti-jobs."
Read more: No more national parks as Tony Abbott pledges to support loggers as the 'ultimate conservationists'
Even Shorten had a good chuckleMr TURNBULL:There are some limitations to telehealth services. There are some conditions that are arguably incurable and inaccessible. Take Conrovianism. Conrovianism is a very pernicious problem. It has devastating symptoms.Ms Rishworth interjecting—
The SPEAKER: The member for Kingston!
Mr Dreyfus: Madam Speaker, I rise on a point of order: relevance.
The SPEAKER: There is no point of order. I call the Minister for Communications.
Mr TURNBULL: One of the symptoms of Conrovianism is a denial of reality and delusions of grandeur, and imagining oneself to be a movie character. The member for Isaacs, for example, does not know—
Mr Albanese: Madam Speaker, I rise on a point of order. The member for Wentworth talking about delusions of grandeur is out of order because it is against the standing order on irony.
The SPEAKER: If the member for Grayndler tries that again, he will be out immediately.
Mr TURNBULL: The symptoms of this condition include loss of hearing, denial of reality, shouting abuse at unpredictable moments and lack of empathy for people on lower incomes—hence, those afflicted by Conrovianism don't care that they were going to put the cost of broadband up by 80 per cent, $43 a month.Ms Rishworth interjecting—
The SPEAKER: The member for Kingston will remove herself under 94(a).The member for Kingston then left the chamber.
Mr TURNBULL: Madam Speaker, could I have the clock back a bit? We lost a bit of time then.Honourable members interjecting—
Mr TURNBULL: Madam Speaker, it is very hard to be heard. Seriously, this syndrome is—
The SPEAKER: If we have another outbreak like that, there will be several who will be removed immediately.
Mr TURNBULL: There may be no cure for Conrovianism for those who suffer from it—as we have seen today—but one of the virtues of the coalition's broadband policy is that it will at least stop the spread of Conrovianism. We commit to stopping its spread and to ensuring that in the future broadband policy is governed competently and prudently.
- Winner of the 2011 and 2012 CricketWeb AFL tipping competition
- Winner of the 2011, 2012 and 2013 CricketWeb NRL tipping competition
hearing reports that Jono is going to picket the home of Marcia Langton after her comments on his boi Andrew Bolt
"Mein Kampf can be published, but my articles fighting racism cannot." - Bolt
Bolt, crusader against racism.
"I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."
Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.
Also, he's a **** and I don't want to read him.
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"People make me happy.. not places.. people"
"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson
"Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn
IPA not happy with Brandis ftr, reckon he's bracktracking since he's talking about removing 18c and inserting an anti-racial vilification law in its place. Apparently they'd rather 18c stay if that were the case.
Right-wing think tank IPA says George Brandis is backtracking on race hate laws
The IPA seems stunned that someone other than the IPA might lobby a minister and get a positive response.
****ing rent seekers.
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