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Old 01-11-2009, 02:55 AM   #166 (permalink)
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Mo has made the leap from paedobear to Dirty Sanchez in a weekend.

Someone at work seriously told me spreading cow poop over the mo will make it grow faster. What the?!
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Old 01-11-2009, 03:32 AM   #167 (permalink)
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It works on other kinds of shubbery, so cant hurt...!
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Old 01-11-2009, 03:33 AM   #168 (permalink)
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Btw, definitely up for the challenge.
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Old 01-11-2009, 03:47 AM   #169 (permalink)
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Btw, definitely up for the challenge.
That's just wrong....

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Old 01-11-2009, 03:40 PM   #170 (permalink)
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I'd be up for it, because no one at work gives a rats, and everyone says i look better half bearded (hides the face), alas mothers birthday in 2 weeks means i cant go up and visit with a face like a (rather ginger) cats arse or she'll whinge.
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Old 01-11-2009, 03:49 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Mo has made the leap from paedobear to Dirty Sanchez in a weekend.

Someone at work seriously told me spreading cow poop over the mo will make it grow faster. What the?!
You would prob look better with cow poop there.... Haha seriously mexican pedo face.

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Old 01-11-2009, 04:19 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Unlike TC I followed the rules and only shaved yesty morning...I look normal atm, which is to say, ugly.
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I can't grow a beard because my family doesn't like it. Can I just grow a moustache? I clean shaved just before November 1 and haven't shaved since then.
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Old 01-11-2009, 10:54 PM   #174 (permalink)
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Pratters knows whats going on...

It's MOvember mate, all about the Mo, not the beard, Mo good, beard bad.
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Old 01-11-2009, 11:02 PM   #175 (permalink)
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It's MOvember mate, all about the Mo, not the beard, Mo good, beard bad.
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Old 01-11-2009, 11:18 PM   #176 (permalink)
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"IF your Dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums, too beardless Mums

As stated is Mo, is good. Interesting to see them playing at Falls Festival.
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Old 01-11-2009, 11:35 PM   #177 (permalink)
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What I've got at the mo' (see what I did there?), after two or three weeks:




Lovely. In need of another sculpting shave though, tbh.
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Cameron been borrowing his missus's eyebrow tweezers IMHO.
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Nine days in and the seediness is rampant. Going for the Magnum, P.I. Look.
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Old 10-11-2009, 11:03 AM   #180 (permalink)
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Was in but had my haircut and she razored away some facial hair so the whole lot had to go.
Wouldn't look right with just a moustache
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