Mo has made the leap from paedobear to Dirty Sanchez in a weekend.
Someone at work seriously told me spreading cow poop over the mo will make it grow faster. What the?!
It works on other kinds of shubbery, so cant hurt...!
"I know I underperformed but after the past 18 months I thought I might have received more than four Test matches' grace." - DR Martyn.
"Is there any way to make it longer?"
Peter English on Twenty20
Official Face of the v. hip 'Twenty20 Is Boring Society'
Btw, definitely up for the challenge.
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
I'd be up for it, because no one at work gives a rats, and everyone says i look better half bearded (hides the face), alas mothers birthday in 2 weeks means i cant go up and visit with a face like a (rather ginger) cats arse or she'll whinge.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Unlike TC I followed the rules and only shaved yesty morning...I look normal atm, which is to say, ugly.
Avatar now by choice. 5-0 in the Ashes and all.
I can't grow a beard because my family doesn't like it. Can I just grow a moustache? I clean shaved just before November 1 and haven't shaved since then.
Pratters knows whats going on...
It's MOvember mate, all about the Mo, not the beard, Mo good, beard bad.
Makes sense.Formed in 2005, The Beards have gained a rapidly expanding cult following in Adelaide
"IF your Dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums, too beardless Mums
As stated is Mo, is good. Interesting to see them playing at Falls Festival.
Cameron been borrowing his missus's eyebrow tweezers IMHO.
Nine days in and the seediness is rampant. Going for the Magnum, P.I. Look.
Was in but had my haircut and she razored away some facial hair so the whole lot had to go.
Wouldn't look right with just a moustache
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