Mo has made the leap from paedobear to Dirty Sanchez in a weekend.
Someone at work seriously told me spreading cow poop over the mo will make it grow faster. What the?!
It works on other kinds of shubbery, so cant hurt...!
"I know I underperformed but after the past 18 months I thought I might have received more than four Test matches' grace." - DR Martyn.
"Is there any way to make it longer?"
Peter English on Twenty20
Official Face of the v. hip 'Twenty20 Is Boring Society'
Btw, definitely up for the challenge.
- As featured in The Independent.
"Even when England lost 5-0 in 2006-07 I don't remember them folding like this. This is as bad as I have seen from an England side."
- Mick Vaughan on the 2013/14 tourists' efforts
I'd be up for it, because no one at work gives a rats, and everyone says i look better half bearded (hides the face), alas mothers birthday in 2 weeks means i cant go up and visit with a face like a (rather ginger) cats arse or she'll whinge.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Unlike TC I followed the rules and only shaved yesty morning...I look normal atm, which is to say, ugly.
Avatar not by choice.
I can't grow a beard because my family doesn't like it. Can I just grow a moustache? I clean shaved just before November 1 and haven't shaved since then.
Pratters knows whats going on...
It's MOvember mate, all about the Mo, not the beard, Mo good, beard bad.
Makes sense.Formed in 2005, The Beards have gained a rapidly expanding cult following in Adelaide
"IF your Dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums, too beardless Mums
As stated is Mo, is good. Interesting to see them playing at Falls Festival.
What I've got at the mo' (see what I did there?), after two or three weeks:
Lovely. In need of another sculpting shave though, tbh.
Celebrating the defining moments of CW:
JMAS- What a guy
Have you been tested?
In memory of Fardin Qayyumi, a true legend of CW
Cameron been borrowing his missus's eyebrow tweezers IMHO.
Nine days in and the seediness is rampant. Going for the Magnum, P.I. Look.
Was in but had my haircut and she razored away some facial hair so the whole lot had to go.
Wouldn't look right with just a moustache
Appreciate Swanneh For The Genius He Is.
Bore off, seriously.
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