Cheers mate, you too
Member of the Newtown Cricket Club - "Per commissum ad taberna"
Honorary Vice-President of the "Twenty20 Is Boring Society"
Constantly hearing about how I can save money from buying on-line etc.:
How many times do I have to hear this for the 17898776th time? Yes I know I can save money from buying something on-line and instead of going to a store, but you don't need to be repeating it for the 17898776th time. Yeah I'm talking about the story on ACA having to do this all the time, every few months but just worded it different but we all know it is the same recycled garbage that gives recycling a evil name. I mean aren't they meant to be hounding out migrants who still speak their own language to each other (despite the fact if we go to a non-English country we all speak English to each other, and not Czech or German or Spanish) and don't run around like a yobo shouting 'Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!' or some battler who took a few wrong choices in life or some person who is too stupid to read the fine print or to realise that if something is too good to be true and they suddenly want us to feel sorry for them straight away. And that 'Brady's Bunch' thing is more dire then New Zealand's Test series against South Africa. And that was pretty dire.
There I said it.
What is the problem with your country? Calling girls fit? That's so quaint it's ridiculous. Chicks with extensive figure and/or shape can be cute, hot, beautiful, but not fit. Fit is like fitness. You're making a fool out of yourself. And flip flops? You steal NOTHING from American Culture... but you take flip flops. Why? And don't you dare laugh at me when I call them thongs. That's what they are. And yes, a single one of them is called a thong. Why do you laugh at it EVERY time? You're probably drunk. Push chair? You're having a Steffi Graf. Stroller? I think so. Haha - trousers? They're like smart pants. Yes, pants. Get over yourself, and stop laughing at me when I say "I need to change my pants." I'd bag the crap out of you, but I probs can't understand what you're saying. Take the bag of marbles out your mouth. And why yell at me when I say I want capsicum instead of peppers? It was an honest mistake. Peppers are like seasoning, not a vegetable. Or is it a fruit?
Freaking fruit or vegetable? I don't know.
Jesus brings life eternal
**** English people as a general rule, imo.
Proud Member of the Melbourne Demons ,'97,'98,'99,'05-'13
Supporter of Melbourne Demons FC, Aston Villa FC, and the Flyers
"This tournament is a joke. Grass is for cows, I'm never coming back." - Marat Safin
Actually, Americans call flip flops sandals. Again, too many sylables. Thongs are worn over girls' arses. Having said that, whatever you call them, no self respecting man should be wearing them.
A push chair is a chair, that you push. You dont take a stroll in it, in fact its whole function is not to aid the person who's strolling, but the baby who needs pushing, hence its name.
Trousers, yes, they are pants. Its a name for smart pants. Like jeans is a name for pants made from denim. Ask for your trousers you know you'll get the posh pair. Ask for pants you know you'll get your scruffy laze about pair. Obviously you only speak to immature people if they laugh at 'changing your pants', as most people use the phrase anyway (though pants IS a legitamate abbreviation for underpants, thus using trousers saves confusion)
Grind my gears
Australians who bastardise a language then whinge about it
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
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