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    The Seagull Suicide

    First of all: If you know this, don't spoil it for others.

    A blind guy walks into a restaurant and orders some seagull. Upon taking a bite of it, he grabs a knife and kills himself.

    Asking only yes/no questions, figure out why this man killed himself.
    Last edited by Loony BoB; 13-10-2006 at 07:11 AM.
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    Had the man been feeling particularly suicidal lately?

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    No.

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    Is his wife a seagull?


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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox
    Is his wife a seagull?
    No. xD

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    haha thats like....out of this world you know. woah, mind boggling
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    Does the answer have anything to with seagull's at all?
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    haha. clap clap clap dude

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    Was this 'seagull' actually Des Headland?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirBloody Idiot
    Was this 'seagull' actually Des Headland?
    Hahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clapo
    Does the answer have anything to with seagull's at all?
    Yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by SirBloody Idiot
    Was this 'seagull' actually Des Headland?
    No.

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    Had he eaten seagull before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    Had he eaten seagull before?
    No.

    EDIT: Feel free to ask more than one question per post, guys, otherwise this may take a hell of a long time.

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    Is it because he was Chicken Little and decided that the sky was falling?

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    Did the blind man have a guidedog?

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