In honour of recent events, extracts from the upcoming book “Evenings with Sean Fuller” will be released to the public for the first time ever.
On child naming:
On his looksI've got an issue I want to raise, **** who give their children really stupid names that are names of objects or places, variations on common names or relatively normal names with really stupid spellings…how could you do that to a child ffs? I don't like children much, but **** that's brutal
On Murphy paying $40 postage on ebayI look a bit like Ron Barassi
On Murphy****, you can hire a hitman for that
On Jennifer Hawkins… got the used car dealer smile, slicked back hair, cheap suit and not afraid to make whipping noises
On laptop hotkeysHawkins – overrated IMO, if she wins the battle I'll smash *****
On Everybody Loves Raymondhold shift down for too long and the monitor explodes
On people talking about relationships onlinedire show, the only character that carried it was the grandfather bloke and even he was a bit forced at times
Relating childhood memories"I hate ****s that I hardly know online who talk about their girlfriends and ****, I mean, I don't want to sound like a ****, but unless you're a close mate I don't give a **** about your relationships"
On scarsthe first primary school I went to in Melbourne was this little place, like 100 students, so we had like 15 in each grade, so we never had a footy team or anything except the any age bracket for grade sixers, anyway, we finally got a soccer team one year and the whole school was really into it, got big messages in the newsletter and all the parents showed up for the first game up 1-0 at half time, and me and this **** Jan come off the bench. Jan kicks off, I run past him seriously about 10 seconds in and I hear this screaming, turn around, and this guy’s tackled him and got a brutal angle basically has him in like a figure four or something and broken his leg really badly in like two places. Couldn't walk for like 6 months hey.
On going to the doctorsonly scars I have are bullet wounds tbh
On a certain member…my veins are easy as to find, every time I get a needle, the doctor is like "I'll need to find a v... oh, right"
On JewsI can't read his spastic ramblings, he's on the moon, dead set
on Hebrewshady bunch
On Mattehlove making jewish people speak hebrew tbh, funniest language. Especially girls. Such a weird guttural language.
On speaking to meMitchell's suffering from sleep deprivation, bleeding from his eye sockets atm, rapid heart rate, sucking down the coffee
On his Uni encounters**** you're a ****, it's terrible, put a man through hell to have a chat to you
On another CW memberWas having a chat to a jewish bloke at uni last week actually, Rabbi or something and he said he would pray for my death in the synagogue.
On protest experiencesHaha, I love [name withheld], he's such an awesome nutty left-winger, reminds me of my grandparents kinda, traditional leftie, the shut down the factories and burn down the bank kind. 99% of lefties these days are ****, save the human race, think of the children, what about the puppies. [name withheld] is a "**** you" leftie, the sort who blow up pubs.
On attending the Newcastle waterfront disputeI went to that war rally in sydney back in april '04 or whatever, and I was talking to this guy who was like 94, war vet, and he was going on to me about "the only difference between the ****in' yanks today and the ****in' nazis I fought in the ****in' war is that those ****ers wore uniforms". Was the coolest bloke.
On debating on CWSaw my first baton charge that day. Good memories. Helped a man find his teeth
On replying that I could take him onNobody will take me on these days
On vic_orthdox winning BOTMYou're nothing Gelman, You can't even hold on to a point for 3 posts, you make one stupid statement, one post defending it and then apologise. I'd slaughter you anyways
On Keira Knightleyhe'll smash murphy, then smash Richards then smash brumby or hakon, **** how overrated is Holly Valance? Can't believe she's still going in the hottest women battle I'd vote for anyone in the battle against her. I'd vote for Gelman's mother against her
On Treadmillsshe's basically skeletal
On some randomI hate treadmills. They're ****ing evil, what's the point ffs? It's not like you can't find a spot to walk.
On Keira Knightley pt IIhe's on my list tbh, going to bite off his ear
On achievementsif she came to my door now I'd give her a bucket of chicken and send her on her way, tbh
On anti cigarette adsI've killed 17 men.
On drink driving adscigarettes clog your arteries - stupidest claim, do ****s inject them or something?
On duck salad"if you drink and drive, your head will suddenly explode, like THIS!"
On Gelmanwho puts duck in a salad? Seriously. Never seen, heard or eaten duck salad in my life, and I'm a salad fiend, tbh, had everything from chicken caesar salad to cactus salad
On Israeli saladHate Gelman tbh, makes flippant remarks about the deaths of others, I should cut off his head
More school memoriesDoes it have real Israelis in it?
On his birthday threadTeacher saw us smoking, we got pulled out of the next class and they wanted to search my bag. I said no. Had a standoff for about 3 hours. Then school finished and I just walked out and went home
On his familyConcerned that my birthday thread won't match Gelman's tbh. Think I might have to off myself if that's the case. Losing out to Gelman, even in something so insignificant, is dire
On my stance against gunsMy uncle is the worst alco. Lives on his own, works at a slaughterhouse . Every week on payday he buys two cartons of beer and a bottle of bundy with his groceries and drinks them through the week. On the weekend he goes to his neighbors for a barbeque and drinks his beer. And everyday after work he goes to the pub. He doesn't have a phone at home, so if you want to call him for some reason you ring him at the pub.
On his weapon of choiceNot arguing on the side of gun rampages, Gelman? I'm shocked, and your right-wing forefathers would be too. The likes of Richard Nixon, Adolf Hitler, Augusto Pinochet and General Franco. You'll be kicked out of the KKK if you keep that up.
Replying to being asked to somethingGuns for show, knives for a pro. As they say in the biz.
When asked a question about CashewsI'll chuck you in a cement mixer, is what I'll do.
On whether I had a pole with an Israeli flag on it in my backyardtbh, I'm no expert on nuts more of an armchair fan. I don't live the nut life, so to speak.
After a few talking for a whileAll Jewish people do tbh. He also has an American-supplied rocket launcher in case Muslims move in down the block. And a bulldozer
On Marcia Hinestotal waste of a ****ing conversation tbh, can't believe I just put myself through that. It's like having an hour long debate with a mental patient, and then realising they actually had no idea what you were talking about the whole time. You feel robbed of time
On Simon KatichAustralian Idol was giving me blood pressure issues last night I reckon, ****ing me off so much it's so ******* bad. I'd kill Marsha Hines, dead set she's never said anything that had meaning in her life.
On sucking lemonsI'm the only person on the entire site who defends Simon Katich I reckon. He'll go out there and make a run a ball ton and get bashed by 40 people
On musicI sucked a lemon earlier. Wasn't bad. Washed it down with a human hand
On his early CW daysI don't listen to anything with guitar in it it's too mainstream. I only listen to music made by applying a violin bow to the spokes of a bicycle.
On right wingersI was pretty much exactly the same as I am now except nicer
On Kim Beazlybut I don't actually think that all howard supporters are idiots any more than most sane right-wingers actually think that everyone who votes green is pro-terrorist or whatever
but tbh, I think a lot of people are idiots and IMO, people who vote right are more likely to be idiots….by a distance.
On John Howardhe's about my least favourite person in the party he's a **** leader, has ****, blow-in-the-wind politics and no conviction, he steps on ****s to shore up his own career, and is pretty much the leading force in dragging the ALP down
On members in the governmentHoward scared people into voting against the ALP, he didn't get people to vote for the Coalition. You like Howard ffs he's the least principled PM this country has ever had. He sways with the wind, he reads polls like the Bible, he'll turn around on any issue from one election to the other and he'll make issues the centre of his entire policy for an election just because the public supports him on it.
On Phillip Ruddockthere are people in the Coalition who are genuine maggoty slime
On encounters with right wingersthat guy is basically the scum of the earth, he's straight up evil
On being asked if staff members get their news from newspapersI've been called pretty much everything on earth by right-wingers, traitor, un-australian, stupid, brainwashed, terrorist, communist, Satanist
Taken from coverations over the past few months. Part II to be published on demand.Nah, we make it up off the top of our heads "Ponting killed in boating accident".