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    The first rule of _______ club is....

    You know the movie FIGHT CLUB?

    You don't well you should see it. Anyway, in it Brad Pitt tells the rules of Fight Club like so...

    "The first rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club.
    The second rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club.
    The third rule of Fight Club is... if it is your first night you have to Fight."

    Read it again...

    "The first rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club.
    The second rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club.
    The third rule of Fight Club is... if it is your first night you have to Fight."

    Now what your job is, if you choose to accept is to do this....

    Change the word Fight with another word so as to make a funny joke. An example is....

    Stalk Club
    "The first rule of Stalk Club is... you don't talk about Stalk Club.
    The second rule of Stalk Club is... you don't talk about Stalk Club.
    The third rule of Stalk Club is... if it is your first night you have to Stalk."

    Funny? No! You lie, why do you have to make this into a house of lies!

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    you are a child.

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    I got a funny one but its a bit rude , but hey its off topic and by bro has been posting rud'er stuff..

    Climax Club
    "The first rule of Climax Club is... you don't talk about Climax Club.
    The second rule of Climax Club is... you don't talk about Climax Club.
    The third rule of Climax Club is... if it is your first night you have to Climax ."



    [Edited on 14/10/2002 by Ryan_t2002]

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    "The first rule of Horse is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
    The second rule of Horse Club is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
    The third rule of Horse Club is... if it is your first night you have to Horse yourself in the face."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CreamyLeeks View Post
    "The first rule of Horse is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
    The second rule of Horse Club is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
    The third rule of Horse Club is... if it is your first night you have to Horse yourself in the face."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CreamyLeeks View Post
    "The first rule of Horse is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
    The second rule of Horse Club is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
    The third rule of Horse Club is... if it is your first night you have to Horse yourself in the face."
    That was unexpected.
    Or something.

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    What if I refuse to horse myself in the face?
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