The first rule of _______ club is....

Paid The Umpire · 14-10-2002, 01:15 AM

You know the movie FIGHT CLUB?

You don't well you should see it. Anyway, in it Brad Pitt tells the rules of Fight Club like so...

"The first rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club.
The third rule of Fight Club is... if it is your first night you have to Fight."

Read it again...

"The first rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club.
The third rule of Fight Club is... if it is your first night you have to Fight."

Now what your job is, if you choose to accept is to do this....

Change the word Fight with another word so as to make a funny joke. An example is....

Stalk Club
"The first rule of Stalk Club is... you don't talk about Stalk Club.
The second rule of Stalk Club is... you don't talk about Stalk Club.
The third rule of Stalk Club is... if it is your first night you have to Stalk."

Funny? No! You lie, why do you have to make this into a house of lies!

Anybody want to offer another?:bird:

Paid The Umpire · 14-10-2002, 08:27 AM

you are a child.

Umpire Money · 14-10-2002, 08:45 AM

i dont get it

luckyeddie · 14-10-2002, 09:14 AM

Maybe it lost something in the translation

Ryan_t2002 · 14-10-2002, 02:28 PM

I got a funny one but its a bit rude , but hey its off topic and by bro has been posting rud'er stuff..

Climax Club
"The first rule of Climax Club is... you don't talk about Climax Club.
The second rule of Climax Club is... you don't talk about Climax Club.
The third rule of Climax Club is... if it is your first night you have to Climax ."

[Edited on 14/10/2002 by Ryan_t2002]

Neil Pickup · 14-10-2002, 03:23 PM

And you're 12 right?

*Regains Faith in British Moral Values*

CreamyLeeks · 23-09-2008, 07:11 AM

"The first rule of Horse is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
The second rule of Horse Club is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
The third rule of Horse Club is... if it is your first night you have to Horse yourself in the face."

FaaipDeOiad · 23-09-2008, 07:14 AM

wtf

NZTailender · 23-09-2008, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CreamyLeeks

"The first rule of Horse is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
The second rule of Horse Club is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
The third rule of Horse Club is... if it is your first night you have to Horse yourself in the face."

So, what odds to we have on being banned within the hour, 3 hours, 6 hours, 12 hours, day, week?

James90 · 23-09-2008, 07:24 AM

Within the hour - $1.10
One to three hours - $8.00
After three hours - $51.00

NZTailender · 23-09-2008, 07:26 AM

Going for one to three. $10.

Matteh · 23-09-2008, 07:36 AM

$10 on for after 3.

Jamee999 · 23-09-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CreamyLeeks

"The first rule of Horse is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
The second rule of Horse Club is... you don't talk about Horse Club.
The third rule of Horse Club is... if it is your first night you have to Horse yourself in the face."

That was unexpected.

dontcloseyoureyes · 23-09-2008, 09:09 AM

What if I refuse to horse myself in the face?

James90 · 23-09-2008, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matteh

$10 on for after 3.

Bet rejected.

14-10-2002, 01:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Paid The Umpire All Time Legend Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In Your House, With A Knife! Posts: 2,300	The first rule of _______ club is.... You know the movie FIGHT CLUB? You don't well you should see it. Anyway, in it Brad Pitt tells the rules of Fight Club like so... "The first rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club. The third rule of Fight Club is... if it is your first night you have to Fight." Read it again... "The first rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is... you don't talk about Fight Club. The third rule of Fight Club is... if it is your first night you have to Fight." Now what your job is, if you choose to accept is to do this.... Change the word Fight with another word so as to make a funny joke. An example is.... Stalk Club "The first rule of Stalk Club is... you don't talk about Stalk Club. The second rule of Stalk Club is... you don't talk about Stalk Club. The third rule of Stalk Club is... if it is your first night you have to Stalk." Funny? No! You lie, why do you have to make this into a house of lies! Anybody want to offer another?:bird: __________________ JOIN the CRICKETWEB.NET STEAM GROUP

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Ryan_t2002 School Boy/Girl Captain Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North Shore, Auckland, NZ Posts: 189	I got a funny one but its a bit rude , but hey its off topic and by bro has been posting rud'er stuff.. Climax Club "The first rule of Climax Club is... you don't talk about Climax Club. The second rule of Climax Club is... you don't talk about Climax Club. The third rule of Climax Club is... if it is your first night you have to Climax ." [Edited on 14/10/2002 by Ryan_t2002]

23-09-2008, 07:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
CreamyLeeks Cricket Spectator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: England Posts: 8	"The first rule of Horse is... you don't talk about Horse Club. The second rule of Horse Club is... you don't talk about Horse Club. The third rule of Horse Club is... if it is your first night you have to Horse yourself in the face."

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NZTailender Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dunedin, Otago, New Zealand Posts: 19,043	Going for one to three. $10.

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