Ok, so here is how it goes. You have to create a story which should be highly creative and should make your head bang over how creative one can get.
The story with the most creative content will win a copy of ICC2006 to be dispatched by SportGifts.
-->Ping Pong Ball
Once a man's wife gave birth to a son. When he turned 14 months old, he started speaking. The first word that he spoke wasn't mama, wasn't papa, it was "Ping Pong Ball". So his father went to the market and brought a ping pong ball for him. His son grew up further and went to school. When the results of exam came, father asked his son what he'd like to have. He said "Ping Pong Ball". So he brought one for his son.
After a few years his son took part in athletics and won the first prize. Dad once again asked and got the reply "Ping Pong Ball". So he went and brought a tiwanese ping pong ball for him.
Time rolled on. His son fared exceptionally well in exams and got admission in Stanford. A jubiliant dad asked his son what should he give him, and the son said, yes you are right, a "Ping Pong Ball". Amazed, dad went and brought the most expensive piece for him. Soon the son flew to USA.
After a few months dad called son and informed him that he is visiting USA. So should he bring something for him, was the question asked. To which he recieved the reply, oh yes, "Ping Pong Ball". So the dad brought a special wooden case, put the ping pong ball in it, and flew to USA.
Dad returned after a few weeks. Months later son called dad and informed him of his arrival. He reached the airport and was reaching home via taxi. But the taxi had an accident and the son got admitted in hospital.
The anxious dad came to meet him. He asked if he'd like to have something. The son replied "Ping Pong Ball". Now, like you, the dad became furious.
He asked, "Son, ever since you were young I have been hearing this ping pong ball, ping pong ball, ping pong ball over and over again since the time you were a toddler. And even now, you are asking for this ping pong ball. Why is it that you kept asking for it everytime? Tell me the reason now, NOW!"
Son said "Papa, Papa, PAPA..." and died.
Well, its a story and not a joke, so you shouldn't have expected something funny.