Just going through the Arrested Development quotes on imdb, so bloody funny. The best are the Tobias ones, especially with Michael. My favs:
Tobias Fünke: Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.
Michael Bluth: You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Tobias Fünke: Butterscotch. Wanna lick?
Tobias Fünke: [while at a western-themed resort] Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.
Publicist: There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
Tobias Fünke: Well, that leaves me out.
[silence, everyone stares]
Tobias Fünke: She did say single, right? I-I-I thought she said single.
Transvestite Store Clerk: Are you going to actually buy something this time, or are you just curious?
Tobias Fünke: Well, let's just say that I'm buy-curious.
And my very favourite:
Tobias Funke: I blue myself.
Michael Bluth: There has got to be a better way to say that.