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Old 21-06-2006, 06:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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my good friend kieran a.k.a. spk recently unleashed this gem upon the world...

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what did 50 cent say to his granma when she knitted him a sweater

gee u knit

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Old 21-06-2006, 06:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol btw
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Old 21-06-2006, 06:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Less 50Cent jokes please.

Less 50Cent in general please.

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Old 21-06-2006, 06:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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nibbs, kieran and friend prepare for a big night out at Westfield St Luke's shopping maul ...

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Old 21-06-2006, 06:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^ A fine anti-smoking ad, that.
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Old 21-06-2006, 06:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I was more thinking anti-Nibbs, but you`re on the right track.
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Old 21-06-2006, 06:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Pretty much the best thread on CW
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Old 21-06-2006, 08:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Nibbs, if you tell another joke that poor the killer jokes will be about me.
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Old 21-06-2006, 01:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Nibbs, Nibbs, Nibbs classic after classic

Two blondes walk into a bar

You'd think one of them would have noticed

Such an old one that I don't find it funny
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Old 21-06-2006, 02:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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voltman, that picture looks like it was a malicious attempt to take the shine of off another great thread by me...enough is enough

still, i'm going to vote 5 stars here as well

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Old 21-06-2006, 08:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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voltman, that picture looks like it was a melicous attempt to take the shine of off another great thread by me...enough is enough
Melicous? Is that a nasty, yet tasty, comment?
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Old 21-06-2006, 09:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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looks like i bumped a couple of wrong keys while maintaining my 90 words per minute typing speed.
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Old 22-06-2006, 08:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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just heard a new a joke....

Why are pirates pirates?
Because they "Aarrrgh".
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