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    Icon10 killer joke

    my good friend kieran a.k.a. spk recently unleashed this gem upon the world...

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    what did 50 cent say to his granma when she knitted him a sweater

    gee u knit

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    "Matt Damon"

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    lol btw

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    Less 50Cent jokes please.

    Less 50Cent in general please.

    kthnxbye
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."


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    nibbs, kieran and friend prepare for a big night out at Westfield St Luke's shopping maul ...



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    ^ A fine anti-smoking ad, that.

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    Pretty much the best thread on CW
    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Nibbs, if you tell another joke that poor the killer jokes will be about me.
    'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain.
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    Nibbs, Nibbs, Nibbs classic after classic

    Two blondes walk into a bar

    You'd think one of them would have noticed

    Such an old one that I don't find it funny

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    voltman, that picture looks like it was a malicious attempt to take the shine of off another great thread by me...enough is enough

    still, i'm going to vote 5 stars here as well
    Last edited by nibbs; 21-06-2006 at 09:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nibbs
    voltman, that picture looks like it was a melicous attempt to take the shine of off another great thread by me...enough is enough
    Melicous? Is that a nasty, yet tasty, comment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman
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    looks like i bumped a couple of wrong keys while maintaining my 90 words per minute typing speed.

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    just heard a new a joke....

    Why are pirates pirates?
    Because they "Aarrrgh".

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    lol

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