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    ffs, i'm appalled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
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    Less of that as well thanks
    "I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."

    Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nibbs
    just heard a new a joke....

    Why are pirates pirates?
    Because they "Aarrrgh".
    best joke in the thread

    I have one..

    Little boy blew....
    Hey, he needed the money
    Padi ag ofin ton fach unig Sua, sua ar lan y mor Huna blentyn nid oes yma Ddim i roddi iti fraw

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    Quote Originally Posted by nibbs
    just heard a new a joke....

    Why are pirates pirates?
    Because they "Aarrrgh".
    Well played.

    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men


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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    Well played.

    You'll be gutted to hear that he stole that from a guy on Big Brother.
    'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain.
    - Wilkins Micawber

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    What is MARY short for?




    .... She has no legs!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmy
    What is MARY short for?




    .... She has no legs!!
    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    You'll be gutted to hear that he stole that from a guy on Big Brother.
    Ouch.

    Now I feel tainted.

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    Whats red and sits in the corner?

    A baby with a knife

    Whats blue and sits in the corner

    Same baby next week..
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    Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

    If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt
    Whats red and sits in the corner?

    A baby with a knife

    Whats blue and sits in the corner

    Same baby next week..
    Poor show, Hingston. And it's not just because of the missing question mark.
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."

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    A director decides that he's going to make a movie based on the lives of famous classical composers. Looking for a prospective cast, he asks Sylvester Stallone which composer he would like to play in the movie. Stallone thinks for a moment and says, "I like Mozart. Let me be Mozart."

    The director then turns to Arnold Schwarzenegger and asks him who he'd like to play. Arnold replies, "I'll be Bach!"

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    What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?

    Nothing. He just let out a little wine.



    What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

    A pool table.

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    looks like i bumped a couple of wrong keys while maintaining my 90 words per minute typing speed.
    i came into the thread hoping for somethin good.... luckily you managed to say that in the absence of your mind..
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    Kohli. Do something in test cricket for once please.

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