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Thread: why did the crab get arrested?

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    Icon14 why did the crab get arrested?

    because he kept pinching things
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    Vintage

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    Nibbs is coming out of his shell, one feels.

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    If I had been drinking milk it may well have come out my nose. Sadly, I wasn't, and so it perhaps surprisingly didn't do so.


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    Nibbs, at the top of his game.
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    Worst thread ever?
    Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig
    Worst thread ever?

    No. How could you even suggets such a thing?
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    No, he is right, this thread is crabp

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag
    No, he is right, this thread is crabp
    Pretty much the worst pun ever. Clamitous, even.
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    Pretty much the worst pun ever. Clamitous, even.
    Haha, I sea what you've done there

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    Okay, now it is the worst thread ever, imo. FFS guys, show some tact.

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    such razor(shell) wit.
    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

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    These jokes are so old they're crusty-aceons

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    This thread is going sideways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox
    These jokes are so old they're crusty-aceons
    You eat crushed Asians?

    Cannibal.

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