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Old 05-06-2006, 07:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Darren Murphy ...

... is a legend.

What more can I say about this bloke? Quite a bit actually. In my recent hiatus from OT, I've got to thinking. Pondered some of the deep issues concerning this thing we call 'life'. And one of the biggest matters was that of one Darren Murphy.

Better known to most of you CWers as benchmark00, Murphy is underrated as a human being. Without a doubt the greatest poster CW has ever witnessed, his blend of knowledge, intelligence, and razor sharp wit has left us all as better people for the run. I really do not know where I would be today without this man among boys.

So many stories to tell, but I think this one is most poignant. A great advocate of HSC Business Studies, Murphy advised me to continue with it for my HSC. However, in all my foolishness, I went against this wise counsel and dropped it. Six months later I am failing my HSC and considering taking the coward's way out. That's right, the International Baccalaureate.

In conclusion, Darren Murphy > you.
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Old 05-06-2006, 07:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well look, what can I say, im honoured. Pleasure doing business with you Burpey.
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The members of this site surely realise that they pretty much copy everything m00pheh does or says? Nearly every acronym used on this site was invented in msn group convos 5 years ago. Anyone remember DAC?

You're all in a cult ffs.
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The royal "we" disagrees.
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The royal "we" disagrees.
Get your own thread, Camps!
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I have a theory that I might make this my thread.
Heaven knows it needs some starpower.
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I have a theory that I might make this my thread.
Heaven knows it needs some starpower.
Oh you've gone too far this time.
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That's not what the people are saying.
I hear they adore my bold and allround classy stance on the matter.
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That's not what the people are saying.
I hear they adore my bold and allround classy stance on the matter.
You make me sick...
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You make me sick...
It's all for the greater good to be honest.
Sacrifices must be made.
And they must all be yours.
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Old 05-06-2006, 08:00 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh get a room you two.
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"Is that why we had friction? I thought it was because I fooled around with your daughter, freshman year"
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Oh get a room you two.
Then I might be sick.
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Then I might be sick.
You've been making moves on me since day one.
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You've been making moves on me since day one.
It was an intervention.

Oh, the nerve. The lack of gratitude...
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