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Old 01-06-2006, 01:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Paedophile Political Party

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AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Dutch pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalization of child ****ography and sex with animals, sparking widespread outrage.

The Charity, Freedom and Diversity (NVD) party said on its Web site it would be officially registered Wednesday, proclaiming: "We are going to shake The Hague awake!"

The party said it wanted to cut the legal age for sexual relations to 12 and eventually scrap the limit altogether.

"A ban just makes children curious," Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders, told the Algemeen Dagblad (AD) newspaper.

"We want to make pedophilia the subject of discussion," he said, adding the subject had been a taboo since the 1996 Marc Dutroux child abuse scandal in neighboring Belgium.

"We want to get into parliament so we have a voice. Other politicians only talk about us in a negative sense, as if we were criminals," Van den Berg told Reuters.

The Netherlands, which already has liberal policies on soft drugs, prostitution and gay marriage, was shocked by the plan.

An opinion poll published Tuesday showed that 82 percent wanted the government to do something to stop the new party, while 67 percent said promoting pedophilia should be illegal.

"They make out as if they want more rights for children. But their position that children should be allowed sexual contact from age 12 is of course just in their own interest," anti-pedophile campaigner Ireen van Engelen told the AD daily.

Right-wing lawmaker Geert Wilders said he had asked the government to investigate whether a party with such "sick ideas" could really be established, ANP news agency reported.

Kees van deer Staaij, a member of the Christian SGP party, also demanded action: "Pedophilia and child ****ography should be taboo in every constitutional state. Breaking that will just create more victims and more serious ones."

The party wants private possession of child ****ography to be allowed although it supports the ban on the trade of such materials. It also supports allowing ****ography to be broadcast on daytime television, with only violent ****ography limited to the late evening.

Toddlers should be given sex education and youths aged 16 and up should be allowed to appear in ****ographic films and prostitute themselves. Sex with animals should be allowed although abuse of animals should remain illegal, the NVD said.

The party also said everybody should be allowed to go naked in public and promotes legalizing all soft and hard drugs and free train travel for all.
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Old 01-06-2006, 01:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Those people should be put down
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That is sick, just plain sick.

Give them a close up with Sachin Tendulkar's bat.
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Surely this is a gee up, if not these guys should be shot, stood up and shot again...

Absolutley disgraceful...
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Not only do they want to legalise paedophilia but bestiality as well?

If that isn't a chain-yank, it's a disgrace.
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Give them a close up with Sachin Tendulkar's bat.
I think Sachin is a bit too old for their tastes.



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The bad thing is, they're completely serious about it.

They're so out of touch with reality, you almost feel sad for them. Almost, but not quite.

The Election Council, which governs the admission of parties to elections, has said it can do nothing to stop this party from registering itself, as it can't refuse a party based on its political standpoints.

I'm normally prepared to defend the typical Dutch liberal outlook on life to the hilt, but this....as if political murders and smallminded xenophobia aren't enough, now we're having to deal with political paedophiles
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Free train travel??

My God, these people are monsters.
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It's being reported by Reuters, not Chasers.. So I'm inclined to believe it isn't taking the urine..
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Free train travel??

My God, these people are monsters.
And nudeness
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Free train travel??

My God, these people are monsters.
You're so right.

Won't someone think of the children???


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What the......? Something is drastically wrong with the world when something like this can happen.
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That is sick, just plain sick.
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pretty funny imo, yet morbidly disturbing
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