Heard one about a guy who was out one night, and this girl said to him, "I know you, you're Brad Hodge aren't you?". This was before Hodge was really pushing for an Aus spot. He thought it'd be a bit of a laugh to say yes, ended up getting on like a house of fire, and exchanged numbers.
So on, and so on, until three months later she finally finds out that he's not actually Brad Hodge - he's been putting in all this effort, telling her that he's at training, he's going away to play interstate so just won't see her for the next few days, etc. etc. - and gives him the boot.
Lying to female stories, preferably.