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    Your Favourite Lying Stories

    Heard one about a guy who was out one night, and this girl said to him, "I know you, you're Brad Hodge aren't you?". This was before Hodge was really pushing for an Aus spot. He thought it'd be a bit of a laugh to say yes, ended up getting on like a house of fire, and exchanged numbers.

    So on, and so on, until three months later she finally finds out that he's not actually Brad Hodge - he's been putting in all this effort, telling her that he's at training, he's going away to play interstate so just won't see her for the next few days, etc. etc. - and gives him the boot.

    Lying to female stories, preferably.

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    Theres that famous one of the guy that working in the twin towers. He is also cheating on his wife with some women every morning at her house. On the morning of 911, his wife in tears calls him on his mobile and asks where he is. He then proceeds to tell her he is at work, in the office right now and whats the problem? She tells him to turn on the news. Busted.

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    Reminds me of when some USA comic (who, mind you was the highlight of the show) was on the Glasshouse and said that no women comedians are funny. And then proceeded to cop diatribe from Corinne Grant (oh, the irony).


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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox
    Reminds me of when some USA comic (who, mind you was the highlight of the show) was on the Glasshouse and said that no women comedians are funny. And then proceeded to cop diatribe from Corinne Grant (oh, the irony).
    Judith Lucy - incompetent man. Not funny enough to convince others of masculinity, so masquerades as a woman to get the female sympathy vote.

    How can parents let their child become SOOO sarcastic? Lucy is drier than a Huggies in the desert.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    Judith Lucy - incompetent man. Not funny enough to convince others of masculinity, so masquerades as a woman to get the female sympathy vote.

    How can parents let their child become SOOO sarcastic? Lucy is drier than a Huggies in the desert.
    I don't find her particularly funny, but I read an article on her and I think anyone who has gone through what she has would have a pretty cynical view on life...

    I just can't remember exactly what happened, but I assure you it was bad...

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    Couldnt get tickets to her, sold out a weeks in advance, aparently she is amazing.

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    Back on topic, sort of along the same lines as the one McNamara told, one night i was out with the cricket club and one of them has a mild resemblance to Alex Lloyd. Anyways, I saw a chick I went to uni with, so with ample glasses under our belts we proceeded to try and convince this bird that he was actually the singer. She's a bit daft, but she was pretty skeptical at first, so we made up this elaborate lie that he played at a pub and that he's only here for the weekend.

    Falling hook line in sinker, they got it on like donkey kong, and to this day she still thinks he's Lloydy.

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    I once lied about being a **** star. Luckily when I took her home she had no reason to suspect otherwise.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat
    I once lied about being a **** star. Luckily when I took her home she had no reason to suspect otherwise.




    Oh shaddap all of you, someone had to say it.......

    EDIT: Damn language filter. Okay the word has to do with the adult industry and rhymes with 'corn'. Sheesh....
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00
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    I thought the fluffer at the doorway would have given it away...

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    I was in a strip club in Vegas a couple of years ago.

    Now strip clubs are not my thing, and I was just getting bored when I saw a group of women including one particularly attractive girl.

    It turns out they we in Vegas on a free trip with their boss (a dentist from LA) who was taking his whole staff away for a treat. Their return treat was to take him to the strip club.

    Bored and taking a deep breath I slowly worked the way into conversation that I was British Heavyweight Boxing Champion. I explained that I was in the US to see a specialist about having surgery on my knuckle that I had damaged in my previous fight. (cut to showing damaged knuckle still a little messed up from punching a wall as a drunk teenager many years ago).

    Anyway, these lady's bought me drinks all night as I regaled them with stories from my 'career' and about how hard it is to make it in the fight game. I spoke with, and took drinks from, them for about 2 hours. The guys I was with didn't know I was missing due to the fact they were too busy staring at naked women and thowing dollar bills.

    At the time to leave I took the number of the really attractive girl and arranged to meet up with her later that night. However, Im married and even in Vegas I do not mess around so therefore I never met up with her.

    I have never lied like that before, but I was bored and it just came to me to try to see how easy it would be and how easily people will believe.
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    A mate of mine did a few summer camps in Canada / the US a few years ago. at one he has a table full of girls believing that he was Heath Ledgers next door neighbour.
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