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    Girl Trouble

    Ok guys you asked for it.. and it would stop you taking over 'Ruined my day.. Made my day' thread. By the looks of it most of u have girl trouble at the moment so please talk here and we will try and give as much advice and help as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    Ok guys you asked for it.. and it would stop you taking over 'Ruined my day.. Made my day' thread. By the looks of it most of u have girl trouble at the moment so please talk here and we will try and give as much advice and help as possible.
    Piper, I reckon the worst place for guys to get tactical advice from is a girl. Don't forget that every single one of these girl problems is caused by the fact that we don't understand women. It's like asking a vegetarian for the best way to eat a porterhouse steak.
    'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00
    Through a straw.
    You'll be drinking your food through a straw if you don't STFU.. Yeah, Gibbon..

    It's on.. You and me... Mano e mano..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shounak
    You'll be drinking your food through a straw if you don't STFU.. Yeah, Gibbon..

    It's on.. You and me... Mano e mano..
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00
    I'll dance with the devil

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shounak
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    Can quote Batman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shounak
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    Dear Auntie Piper:

    I have a girl-related problem. I have considered murdering the missus because she suggested that it was 'cruel of me' to laugh when Bradford scored against Nottingham Forest earlier this afternoon, thus depriving them of a chance of making the play-offs.

    I'm a little undecided as to what method to despatch her with, and how to dispose of the corpse. I have a 'non-slip' hammer, but when the blood really starts to flow, am I likely to lose my grip? We have some very nice ornaments that could easily get cracked or broken. Also, will an under-sink garbage disposal mechanism work on bone?
    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    Piper, I reckon the worst place for guys to get tactical advice from is a girl. Don't forget that every single one of these girl problems is caused by the fact that we don't understand women. It's like asking a vegetarian for the best way to eat a porterhouse steak.
    Gerrard.. I did not say that i would help.. i just made the thread so u guys could help each other.. but i guess i shouldnt have eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    Dear Auntie Piper:

    I have a girl-related problem. I have considered murdering the missus because she suggested that it was 'cruel of me' to laugh when Bradford scored against Nottingham Forest earlier this afternoon, thus depriving them of a chance of making the play-offs.

    I'm a little undecided as to what method to despatch her with, and how to dispose of the corpse. I have a 'non-slip' hammer, but when the blood really starts to flow, am I likely to lose my grip? We have some very nice ornaments that could easily get cracked or broken. Also, will an under-sink garbage disposal mechanism work on bone?
    How about divorce?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    How about divorce?
    Why - because the sink garbage disposal is not good enough?

    Stop over-reacting.

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