Girl Trouble

Piper · 06-05-2006, 08:27 AM

Ok guys you asked for it.. and it would stop you taking over 'Ruined my day.. Made my day' thread. By the looks of it most of u have girl trouble at the moment so please talk here and we will try and give as much advice and help as possible.

Mr Casson · 06-05-2006, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Piper

Ok guys you asked for it.. and it would stop you taking over 'Ruined my day.. Made my day' thread. By the looks of it most of u have girl trouble at the moment so please talk here and we will try and give as much advice and help as possible.

Piper, I reckon the worst place for guys to get tactical advice from is a girl. Don't forget that every single one of these girl problems is caused by the fact that we don't understand women. It's like asking a vegetarian for the best way to eat a porterhouse steak.

benchmark00 · 06-05-2006, 09:13 AM

Through a straw.

Shounak · 06-05-2006, 09:16 AM

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Through a straw.

You'll be drinking your food through a straw if you don't STFU.. Yeah, Gibbon..

It's on.. You and me... Mano e mano..

benchmark00 · 06-05-2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Shounak

You'll be drinking your food through a straw if you don't STFU.. Yeah, Gibbon..

It's on.. You and me... Mano e mano..

I'll dance with the devil

Shounak · 06-05-2006, 09:27 AM

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I'll dance with the devil

In the pale moonlight..

benchmark00 · 06-05-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Shounak

In the pale moonlight..

Can quote Batman.

Shounak · 06-05-2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by benchmark00

My word he can, my word

Two can play at a game.. Consider yourself, served..

benchmark00 · 06-05-2006, 09:37 AM

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Two can play at a game.. Consider yourself, served..

Suitably chastised

Shounak · 06-05-2006, 09:38 AM

Gimp

luckyeddie · 06-05-2006, 09:41 AM

Dear Auntie Piper:

I have a girl-related problem. I have considered murdering the missus because she suggested that it was 'cruel of me' to laugh when Bradford scored against Nottingham Forest earlier this afternoon, thus depriving them of a chance of making the play-offs.

I'm a little undecided as to what method to despatch her with, and how to dispose of the corpse. I have a 'non-slip' hammer, but when the blood really starts to flow, am I likely to lose my grip? We have some very nice ornaments that could easily get cracked or broken. Also, will an under-sink garbage disposal mechanism work on bone?

Piper · 06-05-2006, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Casson

Piper, I reckon the worst place for guys to get tactical advice from is a girl. Don't forget that every single one of these girl problems is caused by the fact that we don't understand women. It's like asking a vegetarian for the best way to eat a porterhouse steak.

Gerrard.. I did not say that i would help.. i just made the thread so u guys could help each other.. but i guess i shouldnt have eh?

benchmark00 · 06-05-2006, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Shounak

Gimp

Andrew Cameron is a better day-to-day prospect than you.

Burn.

Piper · 06-05-2006, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by luckyeddie

Dear Auntie Piper:

I have a girl-related problem. I have considered murdering the missus because she suggested that it was 'cruel of me' to laugh when Bradford scored against Nottingham Forest earlier this afternoon, thus depriving them of a chance of making the play-offs.

I'm a little undecided as to what method to despatch her with, and how to dispose of the corpse. I have a 'non-slip' hammer, but when the blood really starts to flow, am I likely to lose my grip? We have some very nice ornaments that could easily get cracked or broken. Also, will an under-sink garbage disposal mechanism work on bone?

How about divorce?

luckyeddie · 06-05-2006, 09:48 AM

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How about divorce?

Why - because the sink garbage disposal is not good enough?

Stop over-reacting.

06-05-2006, 08:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Piper International Captain Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: England Posts: 6,346	Girl Trouble Ok guys you asked for it.. and it would stop you taking over 'Ruined my day.. Made my day' thread. By the looks of it most of u have girl trouble at the moment so please talk here and we will try and give as much advice and help as possible. __________________ February 10th 2009 <3 Rest In Peace Fardin Rest In Peace Sazza

06-05-2006, 09:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
luckyeddie Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Derby, England Posts: 17,631	Dear Auntie Piper: I have a girl-related problem. I have considered murdering the missus because she suggested that it was 'cruel of me' to laugh when Bradford scored against Nottingham Forest earlier this afternoon, thus depriving them of a chance of making the play-offs. I'm a little undecided as to what method to despatch her with, and how to dispose of the corpse. I have a 'non-slip' hammer, but when the blood really starts to flow, am I likely to lose my grip? We have some very nice ornaments that could easily get cracked or broken. Also, will an under-sink garbage disposal mechanism work on bone? __________________ Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

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