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Old 05-05-2010, 06:06 AM   #1471 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2010, 06:24 AM   #1472 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:30 AM   #1473 (permalink)
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Had bad experiences with Japanese girls per chance?

And yes, I do have a LOT of friends who are girls, so I don't need anymore.
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:37 AM   #1474 (permalink)
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Had bad experiences with Japanese girls per chance?

And yes, I do have a LOT of friends who are girls, so I don't need anymore.
I remember one that did actually involve me literally running away from her, and being pursued down a hotel corridor. That was scary.
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:41 AM   #1475 (permalink)
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Depending on how she looked, I might find that kinky


They are good, Japanese girls, but you gotta be ready for anything, including getting your heart cut open and stabbed.

I guess you could say that about women in general.


btw, how long till I email that girl again that I had in the park?
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:47 AM   #1476 (permalink)
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Depending on how she looked, I might find that kinky


They are good, Japanese girls, but you gotta be ready for anything, including getting your heart cut open and stabbed.

I guess you could say that about women in general.


btw, how long till I email that girl again that I had in the park?
She looked alright, but it was too easy. I only ever liked the girls who hated me.

If you want honest advice, asking when you should email her next means you're doing it wrong - unless you're talking about the Japanese system where you email people on their phones.

If she's a bit of alright, call her. Call her now. But try not to breathe too heavily.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:15 AM   #1477 (permalink)
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email on the phones, tbh.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:19 AM   #1478 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:25 AM   #1480 (permalink)
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... You mean text messaging?
No, for some reason (when I was there at least) if you sent a text message to someone's mobile number, nine times out of ten they wouldn't get it. You had to send it to an email address that was assigned to the account.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:34 AM   #1481 (permalink)
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Japanese girls . Can't believe Mr Casson ran away from one. That's just a dick move under all circumstances.

Unless it was this one


Then it's just about acceptable.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:46 AM   #1482 (permalink)
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Nah just take my word for it, she was bad news. I already had a (undeserved) reputation for licking some girl's ear, I didn't need any more workplace shack-ups.

Until I got together with my current missus, that is.
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Old 05-05-2010, 12:34 PM   #1483 (permalink)
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I remember one that did actually involve me literally running away from her, and being pursued down a hotel corridor. That was scary.
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Old 05-05-2010, 02:11 PM   #1484 (permalink)
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Been an interesting few days for me.

On Sunday I went to the horseraces with a girl I have quite frankly been in love with for some months. I connect with her like noone I have met before.

Things were going okay (just the two of us) but on the trainride back she drops a line about her boyfriend.

For her it would have been inconsequential, but it did me in, tbh.

In the end, I thought I had better tell her my feelings for better or worse since I want to be upfront and we have a good friendship anyway. I can't keep that stuff inside. I didn't say it in an overly emotional way, just..."Tbh, you saying you had a boyfriend hurt, because I had begun to like you. But I guess the pressure's off and we can be friends." She thanked me and was happy that I told her. We want to get to know each other more. But still...



And then the next day I met a girl I had met once previously and we went to a pub for some beer. I took her to the park afterwards at night. We had a good yarn but we weren't connecting on any deep level. Nevertheless, I had a sudden urge to make a move but just casually touched her arm with my hand and she just giggled and said "it's okay."

That awkward moment was compounded when I left my wallet in the park and had to go back and get it. Before that, she said next time we could meet in Tokyo (where she lives). I haven't got an email back from her yet asking if I found my wallet yet. Thought I would have by now tbh.


I acted that way with the girl in the park because after the horseraces episode, I just don't want any more girls that are friends. Either put out or GTFO, tbh. Sounds harsh, but I'm just frustrated atm. Also angry at myself for trying to make a move on the first date. She probably thinks I'm an idiot or desparate.

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